I like French Fried Pertayters and Mustard & Biscuits. Tweets aren't funny ha ha unless you read them in Karl Childers voice. #mmhmm
Nov 29, 2019 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
This is the last night of spring break at PCB. There’s a hot girl at the end of the bar. All of her friends have companions and she’s alone. It’s the last chance to score after striking out all week. We can do this. #wps
Just ask her questions and listens. Don’t try and get her toasted. Make a connection. You have until closing time. #wps
