Creator of The Cartoon Hero's Reviews, Unfinished Business, and the WE ARE HERE! Podcast. Freelance Internet reviewer trying to catch up on his backlog. He/Him
May 1, 2020 • 295 tweets • >60 min read
Watching #StarWarsRebels, in full this time. I've already blazed through the first half of season 1, and it's only been one day.
So yeah, as you can imagine, I have very little trouble getting into the series.
I complained a bit in the review of the pilot that it felt kinda kiddified compared to the Clone Wars series, and...so far that's kinda true, but there ARE good elements. #StarWarsRebels
Nov 1, 2019 • 305 tweets • >60 min read
"Should I?"
"It's not gonna watch itself."
"But it's Halloween..."
"Not anymore. And if you leave it, it's just going to come back."
"...fine. Let's do this." #ReBootTheGuardianCode
So we open on some guy in a dingy old warehouse wearing a hoodie that probably hasn't been washed in weeks.
Literally the first thing we see is fire shooting out of a bunch of women's nipples.
Look, I know the premise of this show, but what the fuck. #SeikonNoQwaser
So then a girl gets her clothes cut off...before being brutally murdered, or at least stabbed.
Is this supposed to be sexy? Yeah, maybe if you're a serial killer. #SeikonNoQwaser