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Author of WILL THERE BE FREE FOOD?, a series of true comedic personal essays, available on Substack to paid subscribers. hacking survivor.
Nov 25, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
Another one of those "I was afraid to write this for a while" articles. Anyway, I think collectively as a society we are getting sick of dog owners who think rules don't apply to them. Link in replies. Image cartoonshateher.com/p/the-vibe-shi…
Sep 17, 2024 7 tweets 3 min read
Ok so obviously fertility rates declined sharply around 2009-2010. Some say it’s the recession but I doubt it. It’s the phones, and not in the “people are too busy scrolling to have sex” way. Read on. Phones (specifically social media) give everyone an inflated idea of what a good quality of life is. I wrote about this here: cartoonshateher.com/p/the-fertilit…
Sep 12, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
I've been a little afraid to write this article for a LONG time, but after 93% of you said I should do it, I took the plunge. This was one of the first topics that got me dragged on Twitter, so why not expand on it? Link in replies! Image cartoonshateher.com/p/the-men-who-…
Dec 27, 2023 12 tweets 3 min read
For every 10 likes this gets I will make this mom more crunchy and Instagrammable Image Off to a good start Image
May 19, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Interior design is the only thing on Twitter where you can pick any random photo of a room in any style and be like “STOP DOING THIS IT’S SO UGLY” and everyone will magically agree with you MAKE IT STOP Image
May 18, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
What’s a general statement about people/life that gets parroted all the time but isn’t actually backed by any data?

My favorites are “divorce is at an all time high” and “moderate drinking is good for you” Oh, and a pregnancy one: “stress about food safety is going to hurt the baby more than wine/deli meat/etc”
May 17, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
If you’ve ever wasted 2+ years of a woman’s 20s only to say “alas, you just weren’t The One” you lose all right to make fun of women for being 30 and unmarried lol “Oh so you think it’s ok to make fun of people who are 30 and unmarried if you haven’t wasted anyone’s 20s?!?” Yes that’s obviously the main takeaway here you win!!
Apr 29, 2023 6 tweets 3 min read
A lot of men on Twitter seem to be under a collective delusion that 15 years ago, there were hot Barbie-esque women working at every restaurant. The truth is, 15 years ago you didn’t have Instagram and normal women seemed hotter. Like I’m not hating on either of these women but women didn’t get uglier….your standard of “normal” and “beautiful” is just completely haywire now. ImageImage
Apr 28, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Not a fan of SSRIs, I think they have some really terrible and long lasting side effects that doctors don’t tell you about.

However I’ve seen them help people with depression so they’re not like…evil but I’d think twice about use for anxiety I also know people who were mistakenly prescribed SSRIs for non-depression conditions and developed horrible long lasting side effects AND people who become dependent on them to the point that they continually need a larger dose. Not good!
Apr 27, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
Do they actually think that the majority of women over 45 are spinster cat ladies as opposed to moms with teenagers?

Or that white women are less likely to get married and have kids than other races?

There are like 10 better explanations for this chart lol Let’s start with the fact that I’m guessing white people have better access to mental healthcare and less stigma around it, and there’s less stigma for women than men
Mar 23, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
As the wife of an actual Greek man, these trad accounts need to stop obsessing over “our” culture lol. In a real Greek family your entire life revolves around pleasing a 95 year old matriarch who would think these accounts were possessed by demons. I have never met a Greek family (in Greece) that wasn’t obviously fun by the ancient grandmother, with the mom in 2nd place.
Mar 22, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Twitter is full of women who see this pic and think “back then I’d be the happy big tiddy bimbo who other women side eye for being hot” but I’ve interacted with enough of you to know that in the 60s you’d all be in mental asylums Image “What a pick me, you think YOU’RE special?” No I would also be in the asylum