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Jun 23 ⢠6 tweets ⢠1 min read
If the intersection of drug cartels, money laundering, sex trafficking & Wall Street/Banking/Real Estate Dev had an address it would probably be Trump Tower in the 80âs. Start there you may begin to understand the tentacles of treason..
Head north on 5th Ave and make a right at 71st. There you will find Jeffrey Epsteinâs old townhouse, next door to Howard Lutnick. (Jeffâs brother brokered the sale) here we see how money laundering requires deregulation, how to get politicians involved in helping billionairesâŚ
Jun 18 ⢠7 tweets ⢠2 min read
Iâm told Steve Bannon is being sent to Danbury Fed which is a coinky dink cause thatâs where they sent Trumpâs helicopter pilot when he got busted trafficking cocaine but got a sweetheart deal courtesy of Trumpâs sister Maryanneâs Federal Courtroom.
Will Bannon buy a condo in Trump Tower for all cash upon his release as Weichselbaum did after getting busted for drug trafficking? He never get busted again since TT was like an invisibility cloak for cocaine dealers thx to NYPD & Russian Mob but Iâm not supposed to say that.
Jun 6 ⢠5 tweets ⢠1 min read
If you look at Trumpâs casino execs who died in the NJ pine barrens after being summoned to NYC by Donald and transported in a rental helicopter that happened to have a crack in the rotor (he owned several of his own) in the light of his desire for payback you may find answers.
Hell, you could even look into Dr Bornstein (his guy since the 80âs who was a notorious Dr. Feelgood on UES) died suddenly in his home in January 2021, no cause of death listed in a quiet notice in NYT. Or you could look into his pal Jeff Epstein dying in fed custody while under
Jun 3 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Iâm exhausted by the stupidity of this country. What Trump unleashed, the MTGâs, the feckless choads of the GOP. The anti-science bros from jocks to hack podcasters has sullied the integrity of this nation. Dr Fauci was one of the few bright spots in the dark hours of pandemic.
GOP attacked him for being smart, because Trump was a dumbass and he thought COVID hurt his re-election chances so he lied about it. Over 1M Americans ultimately perished all of whom would have contributed more to this life than Donald Trump and his loathsome brood & the morons
May 30 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Think of MAGA as a weapon Putin has deployed against USA. He studied judo so he knows using his opponents own weight against him works. In this case greed, whoâs the greediest mfker around? Trump. He knew GOP/MSM would go along w/the chaos when it started making bank. Vote Blue.
If you donât believe me just look at how much of the heavy lifting both Republicans & their media arms, Fox, Tucker, Musk do on behalf of Putin. Burnett was tip of the spear of this op with âApprenticeâ which was originally an idea he pitched in Moscow for a show on MIR. They put him on Trump in NYC.
May 29 ⢠8 tweets ⢠2 min read
I worked on TONYâs for 20 years, my last time there I was assigned to Springsteen as I go back with his crew. I brought him stage left & handed him off to a stage manager just as Robert De Niro walked out to introduce Bruce. You know what happened next, truer words never spoken.
âF*ck Donald Trumpâ Jack Sussman freaks out & gets on his cell, too late to cut it in OZ, think USA might have heard a bleep but got the point. Bob & Bruce are quintessential NY/NJ artists. Their work is rooted in truth & the common experience we share in work & struggle.
May 22 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
The genius of GOP was convincing working & middle class âmerica that they should resent their tax dollars going towards healthcare & infrastructure but be totally cool with tax cuts for billionaires. The secret sauce was of course racism. Itâs like catnip for mediocre white boys.
âListen, Social Security & Medicare will be gone by the time you need it so Harry Hedgefund can buy another Benetti but in meantime you can wear this red hat & cheer for the obese drug addict reading poorly from the teleprompter before hoping on his 747 & going back to Palm Beachâ
Apr 23 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âA big, loud place reeking of gasoline & teeming with ignorant people making too much noise. It needed a hero as perverse & backward as it had itself become. Something made from the same noxious material, a man with the same appetite for salt & fat and transactional sexâŚâ
Someone for whom intimacy & education were the domain of the stratum he never understood. The kinda folks that kept books in their homes & read them. That cared for their kids instead of exploiting them as trophies. His sons born of the same rotten seed, he could only view them..
Apr 16 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Now you see why Trump didnât make it into the Oval Office until noon everyday. WH staff covered by calling it âexecutive timeâ. In reality it is called addiction & dysfunction. Trump is NOT fit to serve. Vote Blue.
P.S, this greasy mfker was just as unmanageable back in âCelebrity Apprenticeâ days but NBC kept that part quiet cause he made them money.
Apr 15 ⢠9 tweets ⢠2 min read
âBack in his gold plated fortress in the sky the orange man was restless, he was never one for sleep, but tonight he would be having none. This was a given & not just because abusing pharmaceuticals was what passed for a hobby in his rattled old mindâŚthis was his home or atâŚ
Least it once had been. He raised his kids here; well at least the hired help of the three wives who bore them did. He remembers Don Jr going downstairs to play video games with MJ back in the day. He would go downstairs and play other games in the brothels theâŚ
Apr 10 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âHe sauntered on to his private G550, wearing a tight black t-shirt that silhouetted his plump b-cups. A black cowboy hat was on backwards but none of the sycophants gathered for the short flight from Austin had the balls to tell him. He told a joke in his strange clipped dialect
as if he had learned to speak from a drunk donkey. More bray than balance. The emphasis falling on the wrong syllables & cascading into a word salad no one could decipher but were paid to endure. He walked to his private back lounge where he had a massage table and a Space..
Apr 5 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âHe was nothing more than a wrinkled sack of fat & grease, once the Ozempic kicked-in his sagging skin draped from his fragile bones. A few strips of corn husk glued to his scalp resembled the hair on a doll from the 19th century..he avoided the pool at Mar a Lago anywayâŚâ
A lifelong fear of water, the only man in Palm Beach without a boat. In the old days he would toss âmodelsâ into the pool when Epstein visited to impress his partner in all things trafficked. He hated Barr now but was grateful he took care of Jeff for him. Hell, it was half reason he picked him for his AG. He knew..
Apr 1 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âHe spent Easter with a scowl on his oily orange face. A few snorts of Addy to get the synapses firing like an old Plymouth with timing issues. It wasnât perfect but it was all he had. Hell, his followers didnât know the difference anyway. They just wanted to SEE him, to smellâŚ
him, to luxuriate in the polyester presence of a thousand other lost souls seeking something they would never find: redemption. The was no time for salvation in Trumpâs world. He was sent here to burn things not to build them. What passed for absolution was spittle inflected bile
Mar 25 ⢠5 tweets ⢠1 min read
âThe corpulent orange predator sauntered on to the stage, his pulpit in his favorite church. The courthouse, he pretended to be put-off but he secretly loved it. It was his arena & had been since the Roy Cohn days, when he learned it was one of the few places left a rich whiteâŚ
man could move the goal posts to their advantage. He loved the pageantry, the way the bailiffs always said âHello, Sir!â and he just knew theyâd be bragging about meeting him to the wives back on Staten Island. He knew the press would be there, especially now, and he knew..
Mar 25 ⢠5 tweets ⢠1 min read
When Trump hosted âCelebrity Apprenticeâ his entire shtick was asking the celebrities to call up their wealthy friends and ask for money to donate to their causes. He would then make a big show of âmatching the donationâ which he never did and it left NBC exposed. The strategy..
he uses today to raise $464M for NYC. For Trump it was always about letting others pay your way. Itâs the kernel of his biz philosophy: blackmail, cajole or strong arm to cut corners & rely on anything but merit & self sufficiency. Heâs a man who has never known responsibility.
Mar 21 ⢠10 tweets ⢠2 min read
âThe flamed-out, grizzled and mottled white man looked in the mirror. He was living in Miami making bathtub meth and figuring out his next move. Sure he went bust as a producer in Hollywood and made the move so many before him had, to Florida and an embrace of theâŚ
burgeoning conservative fascist movement. This wasnât Pat Buchananâs rank and xenophobic talk and certain far from Buckleyâs prep school & tweed reactionary fancy speak. This was a new, blood & guts, batsh*t crazy stuff and he wanted in. He heard how much Limbaugh was bringing in
Mar 21 ⢠9 tweets ⢠2 min read
If there was a man who lived in your town that everyone knew was attracted to his own daughter, that filed 6 bankruptcies, that called other people vermin & praised Hitler while facing 91 criminal indictments most likely that man would not be elected mayor. He would be shunned.
If he reached out to every racist crackpot in your state, hit âem up for money to pay his bills, courted criminals and killers to help him seek revenge on his so call enemies you wouldnât be able to get the greasy conman out your county fast enough. Stop pretending MAGA is legit.
Mar 19 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âHis eponymous tower rose like a giant phallus in the heart of 5th Avenue. Piercing the limestone civility with cheap steel & black glass. Rising out of the rubble of Bonwitt Teller, a place he sought fit to destroy in the dark of night with undocumented polish laborâŚ
That would teach those greedy unions he thought to himself. âHell the Poles did it for $4 bucks an hour and didnât even wear helmetsâ He still stiffed âem on the back end. Sure he paid a mil later on to settle the suit but the point was made. It was worth it to smash the friezes
Mar 17 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
âPlease rise for the unfairly & horribly treated January 6th hostagesâŚâ he liked that part he thought smugly, wrote it himself. Watch how these rubes cheer when I salute the anthem. Iâm gonna need these freaks again next January and a f*ck ton more of themâ he thought as theâŚ
Addy swirled around his brain. Not enough he thought, I was gonna snort more before AZ but these f*ckers told me I was gonna land in OH. Hated the place ever since his helo pilot got popped with a couple of kilos back in 80âs. Cost him a damn apartment in Trump Tower and a..
Mar 17 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
âI canât read this damn teleprompter,â Mr. Trump said. âThis sucker is moving around. Itâs like reading a moving flag in a 35-mile-an-hour wind.â
If you pay attention thereâs a correlation between Trumpâs struggles with reading & his hate speech. He feels weak so he lashes out.
Thatâs not to say heâs not a racist, xenophobic POS at his core. He is & always has been. But he is also the most deeply insecure mker I have ever met. His inability to read beyond a 2nd grade level is a core reason he snorts Adderall & abuses stimulants and has most of his life.
Mar 11 ⢠6 tweets ⢠2 min read
The reason you know Putin is the real power behind Trump, when Donald asked for meeting to borrow some cash, Musk got on HIS jet & flew across the country to see Trump. Not the other way around which is how it usually works with billionaires. It shows the req came from higher up.
It also circles back to Epstein/Maxwell & the vast trove of Kompromat he filtered back to Putin and which Trump has not only access to, he uses as leverage against much of the GOP. Theyâre all scared of something and itâs not necessarily Donald. Itâs his friends in Russia. Bet.