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Jan 1 • 9 tweets • 1 min read
We have a man stuck in a decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. I repeat, we have a drunk man stuck in a large decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. Details as they develop.
He was laughing at first but now he’s starting to get upset. The women are trying to comfort him. There is talk of attempting to break the urn.