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Jan 6 17 tweets 4 min read
This is literally what my parents tried to do. The first match they got was of an NRIjeeta who was 1.5 yrs. older than me. Her father somehow got to know about me and just suddenly came over to offer Rishta. Showed a 5 yr. old pic. Parents were like bahot achhi hai, haan kar do. I found her on FB. She looked different (older & fat).

And let's not even talk about possible reproductive issues. The chick can be 1.5 yrs. older if she's 27 and he's 25.5, but she was 33 and I was 31.5. If it takes 1 yr. to get married, at 34 & BMI > 24 she's already done for.
Oct 14, 2024 11 tweets 3 min read
Religious Hindus should understand that in India, the state has a monopoly on violence, with religious minorities being an exception. Some examples -

1. Govt. shot 1100 sadhus, women and children to death on 07.11.1966 right outside the parliament. The fcking Army did it. 2. Kashmiri pandits were cleansed from Kashmir. The army was chilling in the barracks, waiting for orders. Govt. didn't do shit.

3. Palghar sadhus were handed over to the mob by the police itself.

4. Army intervened in Manipur once the Meiteis started fighting back.
Oct 3, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Better to accept Islam than to pimp our women to Ooga boogas just to keep modern dinduism alive.

Hinduism is nothing but reform Central at this point, where women and ooga boogas are worshipped. What constraints does the Hindu society put on its women today?

> dressing modestly? No
> no dating? No
> not sleeping around? No
> caste endogamy? No
> no divorce? No
> no abortions? No

To a dindu, all women are victims of the past and shaktis of the future at the same time.
Sep 10, 2023 16 tweets 3 min read
Let me elaborate.

For a culture to have beautiful aesthetics, it is required that its performing, literary, martial, culinary and other arts, along with its architecture, are above all, coherent.

Take Japan as an example - an aesthetically pleasing culture. If I were an alien, who was shown Japanese arts of flower arranging, Bonsai making, painting and calligraphy, their way of rearing animals (think Kobe beef and special breeds of chicken), cuisine, architecture...
Sep 10, 2020 24 tweets 4 min read
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Explanation of idol worship from a utilitarian perspective: t.co/4vJIMjpJwN We 1st define 'superrationality': Kind of rational decision-making, different from the widely-accepted game-theoretical one. A player whose opponent is also superrational will cooperate in the Prisoner's dilemma problem, whereas a game-theoretically rational player will defect.