🍊 Finally: poorly-drawn Blackpool it is then. SUGGESTIONS PLEASE. Space for 36 Tangerines icons, legends, cult heroes and all things in between. It won’t be good.

RT to spread awareness of this horror. Apologies to Charlie Adam. This is as good as it's going to get. Off to fairly upsetting star

I play for a football club. Not a very good one, in fact we're in the lowest possible rung of the football pyramid, plying our trade in the (formerly) RT Harris & Sons Oxford City Football League. Our average age is about 36. We've won one game this season. But if we suddenly got our act together (or signed some players born after 1987) we could feasibly get promoted to the Oxfordshire Senior League. And after a few more promotions, we'd could make it to the Hellenic League. THEN the glamour and glitz of the Hellenic Premier.

NORWICH GOT PROMOTED

LET’S DO THIS

One very wonky squad of promotion-winning Canaries coming up. It will probably be a disaster. Look at Emi Buendía - this is as good as it’s going to get.

RTs spread the pain 💛💚 Good grief it’s a rough start

Huddersfield Town - brace yourselves, we are drawing you ✍️

Suggestions needed please. 36 wonky Terriers to be doodled. Our attempt at Andy Booth shouldn't fill anybody with confidence.

RT's appreciated

P.S. we can't draw very well 💙🤍💙 Just horrible. Straight off the bad, a horrible, horrible picture.

Got a pizza delivered yesterday and it was like a Cold War hostage exchange. Headlights in the dark. Heavy drizzle. A man emerges from the car, clad in black. Stands staring, waiting for The Signal. I flick the kitchen light on, letting him know it's okay to approach. He walks slowly, deliberately to the front door, and places the pizza, still in it's protective hot-bag thing, on the front step, then turns and RUNS back to the car.