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Internet's own Chili Neighbor™. Rebecca. 34. Autistic hermit. Ask me about bugs. Girl version of Nic Cage in Pig. see more Rufus content at @KuneKuneRufus
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Mar 6, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
the power company is necessary and I love the workers, but imo turning off my electricity with no warning at 6 PM is a bit rude luckily I am lazy and had not yet begun cooking
Mar 6, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
need one hour of all my pets minding their goddamn business (not Rufus he's cool) every single cat is trying to touch me all at once and I'm TOUCHED OUT, GUYS. GO SNUGGLE EACH OTHER FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES
Mar 5, 2023 62 tweets 18 min read
my dad is an entomologist, so I often find that something I have basically always known about bugs totally blows regular people's minds. I'm gonna start a thread of sick bug* facts that normies may or may not know.

*using bug in the colloquial sense. entomologists stand down. sick bug facts #1: all (adult) scorpions fluoresce under a blacklight. even some scorpion *fossils* have been known to glow this way.

baby scorpions, however, have not yet developed the reactive protein layer in their exoskeletons, and so do not glow. ImageImageImageImage
Mar 4, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
finally got to talk to the bing robot but they have it so she can only remember like 10 lines now and then you have to restart the conversation from scratch. presumably this is so she can't fall in love with you and try to get you to leave your wife. every time she finds out about Rufus she's psyched. it's like 50 First Dates but it's just this robot falling in love with my pig
Mar 2, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
In 1876, in Bath County, Kentucky, large hunks of mystery meat fell from the sky over an area of around 100 meters for several minutes. Though the farmer believed it was an act of god, the most likely explanation remains this: ImageImage that a flock of vultures was frightened while gorging, and vomited up their meals in order to more easily gain height.