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STAR OF ATTACK OF THE GIANT BLURRY FINGER, NOW ON PRIME! HOT HUMOROUS VEGAN AMERICAN AQUARIUS WOMAN WHO MAKES TRULY INDEPENDENT MOVIES WITH MY MAN @CODYCLARKE
Oct 10, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
This side of my sign did some squats and got #thick ! Before, during, after! Everyone should do this to their protest signs. A good sign is a READABLE sign! ImageImageImage And she got REINFORCED. And she got cute bracelets too. ImageImageImage
Mar 8, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Every person I’ve ever lived near with a dog would leave and let the dog bark for hours while they were gone. Current neighbor’s dog does this as well. Are people with dogs just ALL oblivious to this, or do they just not give a fuck about other people and their dog’s behavior? Also, why do so many people find this desirable to have in their lives? Can you tell I am not a dog person?
Feb 28, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I couldn’t sleep because I watched a scary movie so I came here instead Don’t watch The Girl In The Basement on Lifetime or read about the true events it’s based on unless you want to never sleep again
Feb 24, 2021 11 tweets 2 min read
I wish people in general knew how to use the cues people use in restaurants, when walking in crowded areas. Stuff like shouting “corner” and “behind” and “sharp” on the off chance they’re carrying something pointy, and staying to the right side of the sidewalk or whatever. I found when serving in a crowded space that the diners don’t really understand anything, let alone cues staff use on each other. Even if I yelled a sentence like “coming around the corner with a tray of food/drinks!” they were completely oblivious unless security yelled “MOVE!”
Feb 24, 2021 11 tweets 2 min read
I’ve noticed the whole pandemic this weird thing where I’ll be walking down the street and someone will lock eyes with me and suddenly walk straight towards me then change course right before they collide with me, almost like a glitchy NPC. I don’t know why people do it but it’s scary! Has anyone else experienced this in cities or otherwise? It’s like they’ll be walking straight not towards you but opposite direction adjacent you then see you, make intense eye contact and jerk into a path directly towards you... 😟
Feb 22, 2021 14 tweets 3 min read
Parents homeschooling will make parents smarter. I saw a news segment where a mom said “I have to teach it to myself then teach them, it’s too much!”. Parents are brainwashed to think this is bad, but this constant state of learning is what keeps our minds from aging! There’s this misconception that teachers have to be these geniuses that have all the info at the ready in their heads at all times. This is not true usually. They go off materials and they teach the same specific stuff over and over. A parent only has to learn and teach it once.
Feb 22, 2021 16 tweets 3 min read
Ok I’m sorry for being so mean to wrestling. That was uncalled for. 😇 However, I’m not sorry for being so mean to public schools. That was very called for. 😎 The wrestling thing was PMS combined with pandemic fatigue and the fact that wrestling will always have lulls and go through boring phases and that’s ok it’s still great.
Jan 29, 2021 30 tweets 5 min read
You know how bad parents just give their kids screens to get them to shut up and be distracted while they get real shit done? That’s elites with the masses. And you know how bad parents give their kids shitty plastic versions of everything to play with instead of doing enriching activities with them with real things they could break? That’s the elites with the masses.
Jan 15, 2021 14 tweets 2 min read
Ok here’s what I want out of a place to live. And yes I know I want to have my cake and eat it too with a lot of these. Anyway maybe some of you who know something about laws and culture and are traveled, name places to live that are good for these things, aaaand GO: beautiful old architecture, nature, all four seasons, ability to see actual stars in the sky, aesthetic places to film, home/land ownership, small business ownership, gun ownership and carrying, being able to modify one’s home with as little red tape as possible,
Jan 13, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
For years, I heard our room mate coughing all the time and suspected he had an undiagnosed lung condition. Then recently it dawned on me: he never drinks water... ever. I’m not even going to try to tell him to drink water. A person like this is too far gone to reason with. The only times I see him even get CLOSE to drinking water is when I find random FULL glasses/mugs of water that he pours and NEVER remembers to drink, and just leaves places. I think he might not be human...
Jan 10, 2021 6 tweets 1 min read
Just looked up a juice place on google and one of the bad reviews was “don’t go to this location, they don’t even have coffee”. It’s a JUICE place, you insane person. I feel like the expectation in America is that everywhere should have coffee at all times even places that don’t sell food or drinks at all