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@CoffeyTimeNews
Founder of The #TrumpPedoFiles. I’m just here to make 80% of the people laugh and 20% of the people cry. American Democracy’s emotional support 🇨🇦.
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Sep 25 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Now you know why so many people are leaving Trump’s rallies so early.

#LaughAtTrunp

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I’m gonna do a bunch.
Aug 20 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
I have a shit ton.

You asked.

I have court documents showing the plaintiff and a witness of the rape of Jane Doe (Katie Johnson)

This will be a good thread for #Maga mouth breathers to deny.

#TrumpPedoFiles 🧵

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“I personally witnessed the one occasion where Mr Trump forced the plaintiff and a 12 year old female named Maria perform oral sex on Mr Trump and witnessed the physical abuse of both minors when they finished the act.’
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Aug 10 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Now we know the real reason Trump landed in Billings, Montana, and then drove 2 hours to Bozeman.

He couldn't land at Bozeman because the lifelong conman still owes the airport $12,000 from the 2020 election. Are you as not shocked as I am?
Jul 11 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Hoo boy…

Dirt coming in on Elon

Dun dun dun

#MuskPedoFiles Ready?

Let’s start with this email between Jeffrey Epstein and Elon Musk.

Later Musk told Joe Rogan that he went to ‘Judo’ practice with Ghislaine Maxwell.

#MuskPedoFiles Image
Feb 22 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
BREAKING:

NY AG responds to Trump’s request to delay settlement payment for 30 days:

‘There is no room for further debate, nor do the defendants provide any basis for staying enforcement of the judgment.’

Excellent.

Pay up Donald or Tish WILL seize your assets.

👏👏👏 I feel like Engoron will agree with James later today.

Hilarious that Trump thinks he can attack the AG and the Judge and then beg for mercy.

Fuck him.

Oct 16, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Dr. Richard Strauss committed 1,429 sexual assaults and 47 rapes at Ohio State

Jim Jordan covered up for Dr Strauss for over a decade

Yet here we are with this piece of shit talking about principles Jim Jordan is human filth

Jun 5, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
BREAKING:

George Santos attorneys have asked the court to keep the records SEALED showing who helped ensure his $500,000 bond in criminal case.

Arguing those people "are likely to suffer great distress, may lose their jobs, and God forbid, may suffer physical injury"

🙄 But wait there’s more breaking from the lawyers filing:

“My client would rather surrender to pretrial detainment than subject these suretors to what will inevitably come."

Awesome, send the money back

And

Lock that pus*y ass bit*ch @Santos4Congress up
Jun 5, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
BREAKING:

Jack Smith was present at the meeting with Trump’s lawyers today! Image And if you’re paying any attention to Trump on Truth Social, he clearly got the message. Image
Jun 5, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
BREAKING:

Marjorie Taylor Greene is FRANTIC as GOP primary challenge proposed Steve Bannon, the former advisor to Donald Trump and one-time ardent admirer of Greene, is calling for her to face a primary challenge in her next election

Uh-oh
Jun 5, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
BREAKING:

Trump’s lawyers just spotted entering the Justice Department

Per CBS news

It’s on. Oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall..

Jun 5, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Rumour has it NBC Universal is in talks to bring Maury Povich out of retirement to do a 6 part DNA special with Lauren Boebert’s mom and 69 potential father's We all want to know who Boebert’s daddy is

Jun 4, 2023 • 8 tweets • 4 min read
Dinner is Three Cheese Tex-Mex Baked Pasta with Ground Beef, Garlic, Onion and Bell Peppers 😋

Get it while it’s hot 😏 Image
Jun 4, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
While I’m cooking for my client, I gotta feed myself as well..

So I made this spicy Tex-Mex Chicken Burger on a brioche bun toasted with garlic butter, cheddar and mozzarella, topped with tomato, roasted red pepper, roasted jalapeño and a chipotle aioli

Yum 😋 Image Noice Image
Jun 4, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
NEW:

Chuck Todd to leave ‘Meet the Press’

Thank god Todd will be replaced by Kristen Welker, NBC’s co-chief White House correspondent.
May 26, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
America would be better off without Florida and Texas

Prove me wrong What the fuck do they contribute?

They’re a net minus

Enough bailing them out
May 26, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
“He (Jayson Boebert) threw me out of the house and he's yelling at me to get away."

- Boebert’s son to 911 dispatch

“He doesn’t need help’

Rep. Lauren Boebert tells deputies not to come after son calls 911 for help

Maybe next time the boy will defend himself.. Image "My dad's been f****** throwing me around the house."

I’m really not sure who the biggest piece of shit in Colorado is,.. Jayson or @laurenboebert Image
May 26, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Hey @seanfeucht

It’s been almost 150 hours since you gave me 24 hours to delete my tweet.

It’s still up.

It’s my pinned tweet.

Your watch broken?

Or are the allegations true? Image I’ll be waiting 😉
May 25, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
BREAKING:

Trump employees moved boxes back into a Mar-a-Lago storage room one day before the FBI came to collect subpoenaed docs in June 2022.

Multiple witnesses have also testified Trump showed classified material off at Mar-a-Lago. He’s toast.

May 25, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
BREAKING:

Judge Amit Mehta Rules in favour of terrorism enhancement sentencing for Oathkeepers leader Stewart Rhodes

25 years This is awesome.

May 25, 2023 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
BREAKING:

Prosecutor seeking sentence enhancement for Oathkeepers leader Stewart Rhodes

More than the max. Here we go!

A preview into Donald Trump’s future sentence

May 25, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I’m expecting some really good news to break in the next 15 minutes or so..