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Captain Retard | Slinging Memecoins @Partyhatdao
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Sep 24, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
: is now live

(More coins will be launched soon)

How does it work?
- Create a coin "idea"
- Only one coin pool can be live at a time
- Once a pool ends, another coin will go live
- Contribute ETH to a coins pool
- Pool size: 10e/Pool Timer: 1 hour
- 100 people can contribute (.1e per person)
- Starting MCAP (130k)
- Everyone pays the same price
- Everyone contributes the same # ETH
- Contribution is on a FCFS basismoonthat.gg 2)

- Token launches when pool fills or timer ends
- Claim your tokens when LP is added
- ETH raised goes towards the LP
- Must have 100+ followers and be verified on Twitter to contribute to a pool
- No devs/Team supply/Bundling/Taxes
- Uses Uniswap v3
- 50% of v3 fees (token side) go to the "idea" creator
Feb 28, 2024 6 tweets 2 min read
Here are some Bull Market tips - as a 7 year crypto degenerate who’s made a bunch and lost a bunch

- Rotate a portion of your profits into stables
- Always have dry powder on the side - you don’t want to sell core holdings to chase other coins
- Keep a bit of $ on every chain - You don’t need to sell the exact top - there’s usually a bounce into a lower high
- 20-40% market wide dumps are your best friends
- Don’t compare yourself to others- set your own goals
- Long term bags (5-10y) should really only be BTC/ETH- most stuff is vapor
Sep 20, 2023 25 tweets 11 min read
The Ultimate Memecoin Trading Guide

Put together a massive thread that covers all the tricks/tips I've learned to become profitable trading low caps

I've hit countless 100-1000x's using some of these strategies

Let's take a look: 1) Buying dips using 40%/60%/80-90% strategy:

The 40% strat:
- Coins with high volume/narrative/constant ATH retests don't often reach the 60% pullback
- Dips become shallower when the coin begins to go parabolic (25-35%)
- When dips get to less than 20%, blow off the top soon

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Sep 8, 2023 7 tweets 4 min read
Struggling to find memecoins early?

Here are a few different ways you can find new launches so you aren't buying late/being exit liquidity: Using Bots:

- @FullMetalTools offers 5+ TG channels that ping early CAs based on an algo they created
- @alpha_gardeners pings new pairs, locked pairs, bullish deployer pairs. smart money etc
- @LaelapsBot - pings coins based on certain criteria you set

Plenty more out there

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May 9, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
> remember aptos nfts?
> remember lsds?
> remember metis szn?
> remember OP szn?
> remember arb szn?
> remember canto nfts?
> remember free mints saga?
> remember the merge narrative?
> remember soccer tokens?
> remember fifa nfts?
> remember AI coins?
> remember dex perps? > remember cashtag coins?
> remember BTC nfts?
> remember coins w treasury in FTX death spiral?
> remember barry short squeeze?
> remember doge twitter logo change?
> remember reddit nfts?
> remember self custody coins?
> remember trx ftx bailout narrative?
> remember curve wars?
Apr 5, 2023 7 tweets 5 min read
Quick "alpha" thread on Reddit NFTs

Gen 3 is dropping next week (April 10th) with some of the same artists used within the first 2 drops + a handful of new artists

$10 mints --> 1E+ floors across various collections

OG collections reached over 5mm+ people since the launch ImageImageImage 1) The artist Rojom is making a return

OG Reddit collection had plenty of 3-15E+ sales

His collection had the highest sale out of any Reddit NFT (30E)

opensea.io/collection/the… ImageImage
Oct 25, 2022 9 tweets 3 min read
Quick mini thread on my approach to buying low caps from a chart perspective:

- Never buy a parabolic coin with over a 250k+ market cap
- Most coins blow off around 250-500k market
cap. You'll get around a 40-60% drop then a
consolidation period/spring


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- If you want to buy a parabolic coin, it's best to snipe sub 50k market cap or on the second leg after the consolidation period/spring

- Around the 250-500k mark, early investors are up 25-50x and it's always a good time for them to take profit. Don't be their exit liquidity
Oct 20, 2022 25 tweets 8 min read
🍞Thread on finding low cap gems and not buying scams🍞

As someone who’s been rugged countless times and made a ton off low caps, figured I’d share some useful tips/tools I’ve used over the years

Let’s dig in: 1) Narratives:

- What’s the narrative?
- Does the narrative have an expiration date?
- Is the narrative sustainable?
- Is this narrative forced? If so, why are they forcing it?
- Who’s pushing the narrative? Is it your fave CT influencer or does the narrative sell itself
Mar 9, 2022 13 tweets 3 min read
My Twitter account is stagnant/ dropping, most likely because I post less alpha/ do more shitposting. But I’m generally enjoying my time more.

I’m a pretty simple trader and have been around for a long time

I’ll share some things I’ve learned over the years trading this PA 👇🏼 No particular order of importance:

- ABC ( Always be closing ), often times you think you catch a runner but we are ranging
- Diagonal trendline breaks aren’t as profitable/powerful in a ranging environment
- Strive for 2-5% moves
- Set multiple profit takes
- Hard stops suck