Conner Hafen Profile picture
Aug 16, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
I cannot believe this bit is beginning to work on me. He’s got dipshit MAGA bluechecks on the replies whining about how he cheated on his wife lmao. Currently updating my priors about the viability of Gavin ‘28.
Jan 13, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
I constantly see zoomers say things like “I don’t care if China has my data, it’s not like Zuckerberg having it is any better” and it really has nothing to do with your “data.” The data isn’t the valuable thing! The algorithm capable of quickly influencing mass public opinion is! Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, etc etc. are at least theoretically subject to US jurisdiction, oversight, and laws in a way that TikTok just isn’t. They aren’t *better* per se, but there’s much more of an accountability to the American public.
Jun 29, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
The extremely specific folding chairs I had to set up before church in the “cultural hall.” Living Scriptures VHS tapes.