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Me, Erin Fogg & Jo Dees @criminaljo getting weirder by the day until we're all free so u best hope it's soon bc we're already awful weird πŸ™ƒ
Apr 22, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 1 min read
I'm bad at sports too that's why I was a theater kid Principal skinner with this... Ig she's a theater kid now too
Apr 21, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Why would I ever leave twitter?

Did I learn nothing from a decade's worth of movies extolling the virtue of scrappy underdogs from the wrong side of the tracks outwitting the rich fuck who buys the community center to turn it into a factory that turns puppies into handbags?? You know what time it is

It's time to win the talent show
Apr 21, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Child marriage is legal but child divorce isn't OH OKAY πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨ In many cases, minors in th... The intersection of divorce and pregnancy/childbirth for adults is honestly so fucked that it should not surprise me in any way that child spouses don't even have the fucking right to divorce on their own and yet here I am

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Apr 21, 2023 β€’ 7 tweets β€’ 2 min read
But kids don't need labor protections or human rights Wpxi, 2 days ago: former sh... Bosses & managers in 2023 are some of the worst people alive and you want them to boss and manage actual children and expect them not to abuse them in every conceivable way the fuck is wrong with you
Apr 21, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Democrats: *silently surrendering to openly fascist attacks on every damn one in half the damn states for decades* Hey but at least we know the rules lol that's gotta be worth a coupla bucks to you filthy fuckin rubes Daniel Goldman@danielsgoldm... Democrats: *silently surrendering to openly fascist attacks on every damn one in half the damn states for decades* Hey but Trump lol that's gotta be worth a coupla bucks to you filthy fuckin rubes Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff  FI...
Apr 20, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Science fiction asks if we can imagine worlds without war and Picard writers vehemently answer no Capitalism killed the space utopia
Apr 20, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Get the fuck out of town Wpta just an hour ago: You ... Why does FWPD give cops like Sgt Joshua Hartup unmarked GMC Sierra pickups, and other questions they'll hit you in the head with a stick for asking The crash happened around 7...
Apr 20, 2023 β€’ 7 tweets β€’ 2 min read
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITLER LOL GET WRECKED SPACE FASH MAY ALL FASCIST PLANS CRASH AND BURN MAY THEY TASTE NOTHING BUT THE ASHES OF THEIR OWN FAILURE
Apr 20, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 2 min read
A tale of 2 headlines Per wowo, the radio station...Wane 15: fwpd: pedestrian i... So fucking sick of all the secrecy around American secret police Authorities said the victim...
Mar 4, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 2 min read
This is truly remarkable lol this man really came out here renter shaming & Army enlisting in 2023 and is getting absolutely EATEN in the replies and RTs

I've never seen anything like it and am very interested in seeing MORE πŸ‘πŸ» LIKE πŸ‘πŸ» THIS πŸ‘πŸ» It's a hot day on the ole internet tonight lol you don't need to believe in the class war when the class war believes in you Me, being blinded by the fe...
Mar 4, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Imagine posting this, in THIS economy It actually feels awesome to be in my 40s paying $300 more a month in rent than I did paying the mortgage I had in my 30s

Gosh I wonder if anything bad happened to a lot of people like me over the last 10 years that might lead to lower rates of home ownership IDK ITS A MYSTERY
Mar 4, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Solidarity with all Erins who police say have the potential for special interest terrorism Be Erin, advocate crime
Mar 3, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 1 min read
The power's out so I'm warming up leftover pizza on the stove top that I lit with a lighter and watching Netflix on my phone like a GODDAMNED NEANDERTHAL πŸ’ͺBRAVE πŸ’ͺ
Mar 3, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Live look from inside the local courthouse where Indiana's top cop Attorney General is hard, at work, talking about communism & child sexual abuse material Rokita's battle with tiktok being waged in Allen County Cour RT every time to save a life

Mar 3, 2023 β€’ 6 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Did the CIA kill Trevor Moore RIP King I'm sorry the CIA killed you
Mar 3, 2023 β€’ 6 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Hey med twitter!

Is suicidality ever a symptom of medical treatments not working?

Have you ever changed a patient's treatment because they express their current treatment makes them want to kill themselves?

Or do you just tell them to suck it up and stop manipulating you? Just look at all these hundreds of medications that can trigger MANIPULATIVENESS and a LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY in otherwise emotionally healthy, socially wel adjusted adults

vox.com/science-and-he…
Mar 3, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Speaking of the 1933 Nazi raids & book burnings of the Institut fΓΌr Sexualwissenschaft, Indiana lawmakers are not only banning queer books from public schools and forcibly detransitioning trans kids, they're also defunding the Kinsey Institute Indiana lawmakers back defunding Kinsey sex institute  Assoc Idk why everyone isn't out voting blue today about this oh, what's that? It's illegal to vote today? Huh great democracy u got there A+ no notes

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Mar 3, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 1 min read
*coffee maker noise, water cooler noise* That's the sound of the job police An employer says she caught a job seeker applying for a role Tech: We made a thing to use lol

Bosses: Absolutely not I will fire you so fast

Teachers: Do u feel lucky, punk? U wanna get expelled??

Wives: Babe if you didn't want to write your own vows u could have just told me, no I'm not mad but I am a little hurt tbh
Mar 2, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Cop union boss: I've heard Minnesota referred to as the Wild West of edibles right now when I just said it β€œI’ve heard it referred to as the Wild West of edibles r IF SOMETHING IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW, COPS HAVE NO REASON TO OVERSEE IT WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE THAT THEY'RE THIS BOLD
Mar 2, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Inventing a Temple Grandin style hug machine to harvest testosterone the old fashioned way, by squeezing it out of cops What??

Don't look at me like that

They SAID they're were INTO juicing!
Mar 2, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 1 min read
Why's the new jail gotta be twice as big as the current jail WHY'S THE NEW JAIL GOTTA BE TWICE AS BIG AS THE CURRENT JAIL Oh

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