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*Parody* Wifely musings from the better half of a 'career psychopath' currently cast into the wilderness by No 10. Penelope to his Odysseus. Writer, editor.
Mar 8, 2020 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
Tote-al Panic

Dom’s prized ‘Vote Leave’ tote went missing last week, totally vanished from its usual peg in the hall. D was beside himself. The way he carried on you would have thought that damn tote was an extra limb…
#VoteLeaveBrokeTheLaw ‘I’m sure it’s around somewhere,’ I said, looking in the cupboard under the stairs. Montserrat the daily, lip quivering, finally unburdens herself. She borrowed it the other day to carry some cans to the recycling point down the road...