The reason yall be having all these technical degrees and making 300k but keep falling for conspiracy theories is because you thought English classes were stupid in college and now you don’t know what a logical fallacy is.
The reason you can’t get a date is because all you read are self help books and you have nothing interesting to talk to about so you end up mansplaining investment crypto (which is a scam) to a a girl who could give less of a fuck then ghosts you after an expensive dinner.
Jun 19, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Hi my name is Domo. I’m from south Texas and a black Texan. My dad was born in 1936 and his grandma was a baby when black enslaved folk were freed in Texas on #Juneteeth ima tell y’all how we celebrate Independence Day in my family.
So. I’m from San Antonio, my daddy was from Gonzales county Texas (about an hour between San Antonio and Houston) every year during Juneteeth we would do what’s called a watermelon thump.
Jun 19, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
A broken clock is right twice a day. What more can I say.
Ima kick everybody ass for making me agree with Dr Umar but hey it is what it is.
Jun 18, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Zion on bullshit. If God gave me 200 million this is who DMs I would be in.
I should’ve shown up to those elementary school basketball try outs. I wanted to watch power rangers like a loser and now I’m a marketer instead of a franchise player. Smh.
Jun 17, 2023 • 13 tweets • 1 min read
I’m going to live tweet my Flash thoughts. I’ll try to avoid spoilers.
1. Grant Gustin is a far better flash.
Jun 8, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Clarence Thomas wrote damn near 50 pages of dissent to black people being able to vote. No I’m not exaggerating.
I’m reading it now. This nigga said the Alabama voting laws were race neutral.
Jun 8, 2023 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Every time a Democrat loses a presidential election to a Republican. We see the effects of the shit they warned us about 20 years later and it turns out they were always right about it all the time.
Carter Told us that Reagan was going to deregulate banks and it would cause a crash to the economy. Reagan deregulated banks in the early to mid 80s. What happened in the 2000s?
Jun 6, 2023 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
My uncles and grandpa never got their GI bill. That’s all I’ve been able to think about the last few days with all this talk about Memorial Day, WW2, and Normandy. Black veterans went across that water to free those white people and came back to get lynched by the Klan.
I actually come from a military family. I’m the oldest male of my grandparents grandchildren to not join “the service” as we call it. The reason I didn’t is because my mother who is the daughter, wife, aunt of veterans forbad it. Because her dad never got his GI bill.
Feb 20, 2023 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
A lot is reported about how Hitler wouldn’t shake Jesse Owens hand after the Olympics but Owens also wasn’t invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either. I think that an excellent microcosm of how history is taught in America.
Owens wrote in his biography how he was treated better in Nazi Germany than he was treated in the US. “I came back to my native country and couldn’t ride in the front of the bus…I had to go to the back door. I couldn’t live where I wanted”
Feb 19, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
That chef from Rock Steady gon delete the tweet, post a notes app apology, then y’all gon come on this app and say we need to give black people more grace despite the fact that she as a black person was shaming other black people.
It says a lot that some of y’all think it’s alright to be elitist and mean to your own kind. It bothers me but what bothers me most is that you’ll claim that the same community your were just shaming should stand in defense of you.
Feb 18, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Elon is losing the support of major advertisers and attempting to pass that cost down to consumers. He is finding that the elasticity of demand for twitter is not higher than he thought. So he is trying shift additional features to being blue subscribers only.
Brands generally view media through a marketing lens in three different buckets. Paid, earned, and owned. Paid is big media buys like TV, earned press like articles, and owned is channels they operate like social media pages.
Nov 9, 2022 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
Hey White Women. If y’all gon keep calling y’allselves a minority it’d be great if you’d vote like one.
Hey white christians, what exactly about the Republican Party embodies Christ?
Nov 9, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Beto did what he needed to do in Dallas and Austin based off the first returns. Need Tarrant and Denton to get in line.
Fort Worth this is why we make fun of you.
Dec 14, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Hey Twitter Democrats, Its okay for voters from a key demographic (that we need to reignite if we want to win in 28) to be upset about the prospect of a wedge issue for them not being fulfilled. That does not make them politically inept nor ignorant.
Also it’s alright for them to be upset that a campaign promise “appears” to have been delayed. Biden did say 10k. It does look as if it’s a walk back or a failure. They’re allowed to be upset at that and state they will not support him moving forward.
That’s how politics work.
Dec 13, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I hate when people say the United States has never had a real left political party.
Where are all of these countries that are historically or even currently that far left of the United States?
Not anywhere in Asia, the Middle East, or Africa.
Dec 13, 2021 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
You cannot budget yourself out of poverty. I don’t care what Dave Ramsey has told you.
Let me run y’all some numbers.
the annual mean wage was $56,310 in 2020. If you are in Texas after taxes that means you net about 39,980.10 depending on how you set up your tax forms. That comes out about 3,075.39 per month to live off.
Dec 13, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
According to the department of labor the average expenditure for a single American was 60,060 in 2019. Average salary in America that same year was 56,310….gross.
Stop telling people to invest money they do not have.
In high level financial and investment circles they call poor people who invest “retail investors” do you know what they us behind closed doors?
The dumb money.
Nov 28, 2021 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Can I just say in hindsight I’m very disappointed in the way white people have handled this pandemic. Y’all so cap bruh.
Y’all then told us for decades how great y’all would be at surviving some shit and y’all folded over some masks.
Nov 26, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Accountability is not cancel culture.
Contrary to popular belief people are allowed to say fuck you if you offend them.
Oct 28, 2021 • 9 tweets • 4 min read
Nothing makes me more angry than when somebody tries to make me feel stupid.
Like don’t do that. Don’t play in my face. I wouldn’t play in yours. X
Oct 28, 2021 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Alright I read the Build Back Better Framework so y’all don’t have to.
Here is what’s in it:
Universal Preschool for all 3- and 4-year Olds: Expand access to free high-quality preschool for more than 6 million children. This is a long-term program, with funding for six years.
Affordable High Quality Child Care: Limit child care costs for families to no more than 7% of income, for families earning up to 250% of state median income. It enables states to expand access to about 20 million children. (Worker requirement in this)
1 subscribed