My son is making up jokes. I’ve told him I’m gonna put his best ones on Twitter.

Two shoelaces were in a race. They both finished at the exact same time. What would you call that?

A tie. 😎 Two crayons were in a race and they finished at the exact same time. What would you call that?

A draw. 😎

I quit twitter awhile back because deranged Bernie supporters made this place unusable. I’d see their tweets despite muting most of them. Because people still screenshot. And stuff. Went back to posting LGM just as bunch of Bernie trolls showed up to stink up the place. And then a front-pager made a post that, well, kind of, well, just...disappointed me...let’s say. So I was like “wtf do I have to lose? Let’s check in on twitter.”