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Jan 19 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
i think cyrus has the best explanation if you understand standard universal tardfi speak with some crypto jargon

my tldr is that its a closed end fund that hacked fundraising at high premiums using the APY magic trick because ppl genuinely do not understand what they are buying i dont see anything wrong or malicious thinking that it could be a reserve currency, whether that is likely or not is a separate issue tho

premiums were high cos ppl didnt know premiums was what was important

but now they do, so the premiums probably doesnt go too crazy anymore
Jan 19 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
was the play on $ZIP just the "uni v2 on optimism" with 1/6 trading fees and potential ve ponzinomics? isnt that a bad play
Jan 18 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
i will leave this debate up to suit CT / doxxedfi to sort out

im not bothered because

- if regulators are taking the verbal diarrhea from Hentai Senpai, Retired Ponzi Connoisseur, Casual Hentai Enjoyer, Anime Tiddy Expert at face value, they are retarded

- crypto is inevitable unfortunately i view everything as a ponzi in the most broad and vauge way possible because im too lazy to argue lexical semantics with people

i can do this because i am confirmed retarded
Jan 17 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
there is a universe where someone takes the instagram photos of a girl uploads it on twitter occasionally talks about crypto then get a lot of followers and has a successful NFT collection and then later we all find out that it was a man

not saying that its this universe also not saying that its not
Jan 17 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
this was very tardfi thinking, need to think of a way to create and capture speculative premium

and tbh, even if you only have speculative premium, thats ok

you dont need to even have a working product that creates any surplus value, could even be (and probably is) negative sum this was reminisce was sponsored by this mewny tweet

Jan 17 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
imo this clicks for ppl that have ever done hard work for slavery wages

if not, you just wouldnt get it

you could slave away your entire life and have less to your name than someone with "lesser principles" lol who even cares

are these principles in the room with us right now? guess what most of yall principles are NFTs with zero bids and arent worth anything anyway welcome to the new economy where your market value is objectively worth less than someone else all animals are equal but some are more equal than others
Jan 13 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
i have 0 smart appliances because i refuse to be the dumbest thing in my own house 😤 but also, i seriously dont have a desire to control my lights or toast over wifi
Jan 12 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
imo, *eth, over this decade

not just bonds, but all the "yield" plays

eth with staking is the perfect crypto to be financialized by tardfi and fed to non-natives looking for "risk-free yield" to blackholes in insane amounts of capital that only allows a fraction to ever escape BTC good pet rock
lots of stupid ppl in the world
no shortage of future demand
number, SURELY, will go up
ETH tho, maybe go up more
Jan 11 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
worst nft marketplace ever tbh fr fr Image give free tokens to make FUD stop Image
Jan 11 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
i have a thesis that over time, the "Multiple RFV" aka Mkt Cap / RFV, compresses over time and tends toward 1.00

- no dissolution option
- RFV assets are illiquid

- speculative value / branding
- returns on RFV assets
- external revenue secondary market players are essentially betting on the Multiple RFV to expand to profit, and hoping that it does not contract, since they will then lose

this is actually a multi layered game since earlier investors managed to invest at a lower multiple

Dec 27, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
build an orbiting citadel so the poors cant slit our throats when we sleep joke

but what if

nort rily
Dec 5, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
my thonks

- does what its supposed to do
- clear leader in its segment
- segment will grow

- the circ supply / FDV (unlock soon)
- actually makes money so no hopium premium
- valueless governance token (until proven otherwise) i actually like the business model of LDO but im too stupid to know if the unlock is a bullish unlock or a bearish unlock
Dec 4, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
i thought leveraged perps on an L2 was gonna be a gamechanger? 🤔 these days, im feeling like the only way out for most defi tokens is to scam american tardfi funds that want to pretend to be crypto savvy to buy our defi bags by using tardfi fundamental analysis or something made up but legit sounding, like stock 2 flow
Dec 4, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Dec 3, 2021 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
NFT blue chip Image you wouldnt buy a bored ape, would you Image
Dec 1, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
an interesting anecdote was that around the 2017 peak, retail nobodies were syndicating themselves and pooling capital to form (illegal) pseudo-funds to gain access into the earlier rounds (with the cheaper pricing) before the public ICO round would the prey of the last patch meta be the same prey as this patch, with the marketcaps and participants larger by magnitudes? 🤔

why waste time fishing for retail plebs when you can go one grade higher, one tier higher, and catch the bigger fish?
Dec 1, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
in steam, there's an hours played counter

a few years ago i had a horrible realization that my hours clocked was seriously unhealthy and it all suddenly felt inconsequential

i decided to be more productive and divert those hours into more sleep, exercise and ofc studying crypto while games can be quite educational and instructive as systems to learn about human interactions, economics, strategies (and culture) etc etc

those are mostly learnt in the initial phases of play, and "value" in terms of knowledge (and imo, enjoyment) drops off hard after that
Nov 30, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
nobody knows
so i have to tell them Image on the NFT front, i've
- got a larger gallery
- bought more pieces
- gave some artists a few tips
- introduced more collectors to this new form of enjoyinggg

i will work on making more money to fund this hobby while also looking out for pieces that i like to add to my collection
Nov 29, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
no, i do NOT think that cold storage should be the default for most people

99% of the population is not intelligent enough to cold store properly, hence they are probably both better off in convenience and SAFETY, with their assets held in custody by select centralized entities if you have extreme paranoia and dont trust any entities or defi protocols, then go ahead and cold store

but i would not recommend any beginner to cold store themselves, especially if they only have BTC and ETH and do not do any defi or NFTs at all

ultimately, its up to you
Nov 29, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
absolutely hyped for downcember soon

where i will update my DPI/ETH chart to continue crushing your dreams of a defi 1.0 comeback interestingly, the D component of the bankless BED index BTC, ETH, DeFi by coop index, has been the biggest laggard in the index, even worse than BTC

i would think a 50/50 or 33/67 BTC/ETH portfolio would outperform, which would actually be what id suggest to newbies to consider
Nov 29, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
*relating to financial matters

i was drunk in some random bar many years ago and read a message on one of the restroom walls

"dont take life advice from people doing shit with theirs"

similar vibes

that has always stuck me

thanks mr. potty wisdom man plenty of nice and trustable, not-rich people out there
actually, super a lot of rich non-trustworthy assholes

its too much of a fortune cookie type simplification to generalize certain traits based on wealth imo