Dicey
a cockroach that draws stuff. warhammer stuff. and also dumb stuff. mostly dumb warhammer stuff. Commissions are closed #AshenShrikes #warmongers #OSHAmmer
Apr 9 12 tweets 2 min read
Just some thoughts. And some are thoughts I've had before

"TOW is underperforming against projections"

You know when you start dating. And someone says "people like it when you are confident."

Well. ToW starting out the gate with just two factions seemed unconfident to me. Maybe... it would have seem more confident if all the factions and their minis were put up immediately. I dont mean like. Special new stuff. Keep that back a little bit but at least have some other old shit on sale. Generate noise or hype at least.
Sep 21, 2021 13 tweets 4 min read
some marine vs tau that i guess i can describe as uhhh "very nonchalant snuff"

you know. the stuff that the person who is really into it goes "oh yeah. look how effortlessly i kill things. im so cool" ImageImageImageImage and i dunno. i think this is results of

a. the massive hate that tau got in its early days

b. the tau are small.

so it just scratches the itch of people who wanna feel big and squash smaller things. you know. like a sociopath killing a hamster.

oh and

c."tHeY aRe CoMmIes"
Oct 3, 2020 25 tweets 4 min read
here i was thinking.

"yeah. i dont need to say anything about female space marines. we got enough talk on that. imma close twitter for the night"

and then

i see the same tired old fucking take pop up on my feed. so here i am here are two arguments that pop up EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. and it bugs me because, surprisingly, its offensive to THE LORE. ironically. yes. the lore...the thing that is always harped on about.

those two things are

-"we already have SoB"

and

-something something male biology
Sep 2, 2020 6 tweets 2 min read
i'll be honest. i'm more embarrassed than outraged.

like. mega embarrassed.

stock horror(?) music
spoopy oldie film flickering
some sort of free-use blood/paint font
copious amounts of rusty barb wire

its like a parody trailer of like babby's first metal band or something Image its like a child's understanding of what is dark and grim.

YEAH. just uhhh slaps some SCRATCHY effect all over stuff. and uhhh WAR. yes. AND PEOPLE DYING. SO DARK.

DONT FORGET THE FUCKING BARB WIRE. YOU SEE THE BARB WIRE?

DONT FORGET THE RANDOM CLIP OF GUY DOING HEROINE?!?
Aug 20, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
deep blue sea...3?

what the fuck. there was deep blue sea 2?

its a fucking franchise?!? watching 2 rn. the movie starts off with bunch of dickheads poaching sharks for fins

clearly i am rooting for the sharks of course.
Jul 25, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
with the palatine apparently being SoB lieutenant, i hope that trend continues.

we have like the main HQ. chaos lord, captain, warboss

but then we sub HQs. like the lieutenant. but for all the factions

and then updated HQs that are mounted. but for all factions example.

Canoness.

Palatine

Canoness/palatine on bike/jumppack