You guys ever hear about John "Pillow Pyro" Orr? It kinda sounds like an adult film star or even the Urban Dictionary term "Pillow Pirate" (look it up and post it below).

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The infamous Pillow Pyro set nearly 2,000 buildings ablaze in Los Angeles over a 30-year setting-shit-on-fire spree. With LA being on fire at the moment and given how much I love crime, I figured I'd gather y'all around for story time.
🧵1 There's not much to be said about Orr's history. He was in the Air Force for a couple of seconds, and while in service, he attended firefighting school. I'm assuming this is where him jerking off to fire might have started.

Orr got out of the military and applied with the LAPD. He passed everything but, you'll never guess, the psychological evaluation. The LAFD also turned him down after he couldn't pass physical or written standards. Kind of wild considering his background and addiction to making things on fire.

After going to a local college for Fire Science, the Glendale FD hired him as a fire investigator. You can't make this shit up.

This is basically the plot to Dexter but with less stabbing people in the chest.
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Just a heads up to firearm YouTubers. It is now against community guidelines, meaning you will get a strike, to insert a 30 round magazine into a gun. YouTube considers that a “weapon modification”. I am not joking. You will also get a strike for screwing on a suppressor. Fully automatic fire will not get you a strike, but will absolutely get you demonetized.