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Howie Mell's former account Profile picture
Howie Mell's former account
@DrHowieMell
Keeping this open because my name is on it. But I'm not here. RT/follow≠endorse!
Apr 20, 2018 • 13 tweets • 4 min read
20ish yo man, apparently traveling alone, sits in the middle seat of the exit row on the plane where I am sitting in the window seat
Him: Excuse me, can I have the window?
Me: No, it’s the seat I reserved.
Him: But I want it.
Me:..
Him:..
Me:😳
Me: As I tell my kids, I said no. Now he and the trying too hard to be Don Draper with a bad comb over, scuffed shoes and cuff linked shirt under an ill fitting suit wearing “gentleman” seated in the aisle are trying to cajole the FA into two 1st class upgrades (there are no open seats on oversold flight) 1/2