Well hello there, Oh, My name? I’m Jaws…Indiana Jaws. My parents wanted to call me Henry. Do I look like a Henry to you? Anywho, I’m just your average…Ok, I can’t even say it with a straight face. I mean, c’mon. I am anything but average. Just look at me! Those tiger stripes, alone make me a standout handsome shark. Rumor has it that my real father was a redheaded Merman.

These days, I spend my time exploring sunken ruins, seeking out the lost treasures from bygone civilizations...oh, and great coffee shops.