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PERCEPTIONIST(Divine + Human) + SUBJECTIVIST + PHENOMENALIST + CONSTRUCTIVIST + PRAGMATIST + EXISTENTIALIST + AGBAFIAN(patriarchy for life)
Nov 22 21 tweets 4 min read
Last year,a guy came to charge two phones at my shop(I’m into the charging business). He told me his name which I wrote on celotape and paste it on the two phones. About 2 hours later,a young boy came with N500 that he wanted to collect the phones with the name earlier mentioned by the previous guy. Thought it was the previous guy who sent him. So,I gave the guy the two phones with N100 change (cos charging is N200 per phone). Not up to an hour,the previous guy came to collect his phones. Everywhere first blur. It was like a nightmare but it wasn’t. The
Jun 3 6 tweets 2 min read
Could remember me and my gf going to visit my gf’s aunt who’s husband was a rich baale. She didn’t even offer us pure water talkess of soft drinks,beer or anything else. Mind you,She sells all those things in the shop. Was thirsty and brought out money that I wanted N400 soft… Soft drinks. Was expecting her to say that I should keep the money,that I should not worry. Lo and behold,she collected the money and gave me the drink. In my mind I was like: “number 1 fuck up”.
That day was the second day we were trying to meet the husband to no avail. And..