When I took Improv 101 at UCB with Jake & Logan Paul (post Vine, pre-TikTok) my friend and I did a scene set at a supermarket and then Jake & Paul went up and justβ¦ repeated it?? But worse? They kept saying βhaha green beans.β Anyway this is all very βhaha green beans.β
#NowWatching BLACK NARCISSUS (1947, The Archers)
What do I even do with this
Jan 21, 2023 β’ 7 tweets β’ 3 min read
HEY MILF ISLAND, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? WHATβS THE CHALLENGE? WHAT WAS THAT I JUST HEARD????
βYER GOTTA BE JOKING MEβ
Jan 20, 2023 β’ 32 tweets β’ 12 min read
#NowWatching MR. DEEDS GOES TO TOWN (1936, directed by Frank Capra, written by Robert Riskin & Clarence Budington Kelland)
I LOVE THIS HIMBO
Jan 20, 2023 β’ 8 tweets β’ 4 min read
Heaven Can Wait (1942, directed by Ernst Lubitsch & written by Samson Raphaelson)
Just watched it and Iβm obsessed with the grandpa. One of my all time favorite movie grandpas! Just a cheery, cheeky, loving enabler.
Jan 19, 2023 β’ 4 tweets β’ 4 min read
MY FILM TWITTER MUTUALS AS βFILM TWITTER TAKE GENERATORβ TWEETS, A THREAD. π§΅
(Note: these arenβt necessarily all takes I think youβd each make, they just made me think OF you!)
#NowWatching THE PRESTIGE
Wow Scarlettβs accent sucks in this. But BOWIE TESLA!!!
Jan 9, 2023 β’ 6 tweets β’ 3 min read
Ok wait thereβs βEnglishβ and then βBritish Englishβ subtitle options for Copenhagen Cowboy and theyβre REALLY DIFFERENT?!??
Why is this even an option
Jan 8, 2023 β’ 4 tweets β’ 2 min read
#NowWatching THE PALE BLUE EYE
Gillian Anderson PLATE SMASH!
#NowWatching WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005)
Yeah Spielberg yeaaah
Dec 28, 2022 β’ 48 tweets β’ 16 min read
#NowWatching NOTTING HILL
Rhys Ifans has the most incredible fits in this
Dec 28, 2022 β’ 11 tweets β’ 6 min read
#NowWatching AUSTENLAND
This woman could read me the phone book and Iβd be doubled over laughing
Dec 28, 2022 β’ 17 tweets β’ 8 min read
#NowWatching ROPE (Hitchcock, 1948)
Jimmy Stewart pitching The Purge
Oct 28, 2022 β’ 5 tweets β’ 2 min read
Oh shit Corporal McBurney dug the Neon Demon grave??
I mean Elle Fanning is in both so I believe in this cinematic universe!!
Oct 28, 2022 β’ 4 tweets β’ 2 min read
The wildest thing about the deeply stupid & violently antisemitic thread of replies below is that like HALF of them are dudes parroting the same quote from a 1993 book by CONVICTED NAZI P*DOPHILE Kevin Strom (look him upβ gross loser), but they all attribute it to Voltaire!!
Reading the replies to this fucked me up because it made me realize I almost never find myself in explicitly antisemitic spaces. Iβm VERY used to coded shit, but seeing all of these vile (and tired!!) tropes and dog barks stated so brazenly is a massive fucking bummer!!!!!!!