Okay, #DisneyPlus. Let's do this.

Folks, your favorite Star Wars non-fan is going to do a #StarWars rewatch. Reactions to follow.

(I'm not literally live-tweeting, but I am transcribing notes I wrote while watching, so it'll be a little stream-of-consciousnesses.) For context:

I have seen the original and prequel trilogies exactly once, several years ago. (I remember very little.) I've seen The Force Awakens . . . thrice, maybe? Four times? I saw The Last Jedi once, and I saw The Rise of Skywalker when it came out last month.

Oops, guess who started #TheMandalorian today?

*Whispers* I think I kind of love it, guys!! 😬😁 Me: Legitimately has no idea what a Mandalorian actually is.

Me: "I'm not really much of a #StarWars person."

(You all: Jesus christ, WE KNOW.)

Me: Merrily starts #TheMandalorian.

Cyborg:

Smallvillians really know how to walk off a car wreck, though, don't they? It's amazing. Lex, please don't. You're better than that, honey.

Truth:

AAAAUUUGGGHHH THIS ONE WAS ALSO GREAT!! Oh my god. 😂👍🏻 Chloe's truth-spit is the best kryptopower so far by a LOT. But she was also a total bitch about it, though. Wow.

Hey Chloe? Outing a football player in 2004 Kansas might have ruined or, in a worst-case scenario, ended his life. FYI.