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Apr 30 • 9 tweets • 4 min read
James Carville does not back down while debating DNC Vice Chair David Hogg's 20 million dollar strategy to primary Democrats:
Tara Palmeri: "You've [James Carville] said that members of the DNC should sue him for doing this, since David is a member of the party leadership."
James Carville: "I think it is abominable that an official of a political party that is being paid or supported by that political party to go out and raise money to defeat members of the same party. I think that's jackassery of the highest level.
I'm going to tell you right to your face: I think it's abominable that you have anything to do with the DNC."
Democrat voters: 'Stop anointing your preferred candidates. Let the voters make decisions via the Democratic process'
DNC: 'We hear you loud and clear, which is why we're putting our thumb on the scale.'
The Tara Palmeri Show hosts the James Carville vs David Hogg debate, watch here:
Apr 26 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Adam Schiff had his luggage stolen in San Francisco, and while he was shopping for new luggage the clerk told him that 'Democrats are assholes':
Adam Schiff: "We're going to have to change how we do business in San Francisco.
I was in South San Francisco when my luggage was stolen out of my car.
I went to this target 10 o'clock at night."
Bill Maher: "You went there by yourself, not an assistant?"
Adam Schiff: "I had somebody drop me off at the store."
"That target bag is going to be my luggage for the next two days."
"She said in not so many words 'Democrats are assholes"
"I thought if the cashier in South San Francisco 10 o'clock at night believes Democrats are assholes because the shampoo is locked up, we've got a major problem we've got to address."
'Democrats are assholes' because their stories to relate to the 'common man' involves a chauffeur.
Full thread here:
Al Gore contrasts 'REGO' to 'DOGE' on Bill Maher:
Bill Maher: "Could you compare and contrast for the class?"
Al Gore: "We had a project called Reinventing Government. REGO.
We had the benefit of doing it over 7 years. We eliminated over 426000 positions.
We used a scalpel, not a chainsaw. We cut the fat. Not muscle and bone, that's what they're doing.
I'm not sure they're going to save any money whatsoever.
It seems what they're claiming as savings is being whittled down to almost nothing."
Sweet irony: Elon has been DOGEd
Thread of today's episode begins here:
Funny to watch the 'new media' fall into the trap of covering for Elon, as they complained about the mainstream media covering for Biden
Scott Jennings reminds his colleagues at CNN the depths of the coverup of Joe Biden's mental decline:
Scott Jennings: "These [Biden] books, seeing that video of Kamala Harris and then these videos of Tim Walz the last few days, boy did we dodge a bullet, lord have mercy.
It can all be told now:
I sat here all during the campaign and was assured that Joe Biden was fine.
Kamala Harris had the most organic grassroots driven campaign
The Democrats were unified
We had a campaign of joy
Everything was hunky dory
That's what I was told night after night: Now the [Biden] books are coming out.
Our own government from the White House podium lied to us about his condition, covered it up.
We lived through the biggest scandal in modern American politics, yes John Avlon."
The collective amnesia amongst certain complicit media members around their lack of reporting of Biden's decline makes me wonder if Biden's dementia was contagious.
Since they discussed 'Biden Books' here is the full interview with 'Uncharted' author Chris Whipple:
Mar 28 • 9 tweets • 4 min read
Jon Stewart screams 'OMFG' and is rendered speechless after hearing all 14 steps to apply for 'Build Back Better' funding:
Ezra Klein: "We have to issue the notice funding opportunity within 180 days that's step one.
Step Two: States who want to participate must submit a letter of intent. After they do that, they can submit a request for up to $5 million in planning grants.
Then the NTIA Step Four has to review and approve an award again. States who want to participate must submit that letter of intent.
Step three: "They can request up to $5 million in planning grants. Just planning, just planning.
Step four : "The requests are reviewed, approved and awarded by the NTIA." States must submit a five year action plan. All 56 had passed through at least step 5, it took more than 3 years.
[Step 6] Then the FCC, must publish the broadband data maps before NTIA allocates funds. So having done the no vote. So the letters of intent, the the the request for planning grants, then the review approval and awarding of the planning grants, then the five year action plans in between that the federal government has to put forward a map saying where it thinks we need rural broadband subsidies. And then, of course, the states need an opportunity to challenge the map for accuracy.
step seven So then the NTIAhas to use the FCC maps to make allocation decisions. It's hard even to talk about this, man.
Step eight is states must submit an initial proposal to the NTIA."
Jon Stewart: "But then what was the five year plan and what the fuck did they apply for?"
Ezra Klein: "Step nine NTIA must review and approve each state's again initial proposal. By my read, we have had at least two initial proposals here, but that's a different issue.
Step ten. States must publish their own map and allow internal challenges to their own map.
Step 11 the NTIA must review and improve the challenge results and the final map. So the NCAA has put forward a map.
Step 12 states must run a competitive sub granting process."
Jon Stewart: "Oh, my fucking God. At step 12. After all this has been done!?"
Ezra Klein: "Step 13 States must submit a final proposal. This all all the proposals weren't enough to NTIA. Now that goes to three of 56.
Step 14 the NTIA must review and approve the state's final proposal. And that is three of the 56 jurisdictions. And states are there."
Jon Stewart: "I'm speechless."
Jon just learned why "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'"
Bilk Back Better
Batya Ungar-Sargon stuns Bill Maher into submission when talking about Trump's rationale on tariffs:
BUS: "The 70's the largest share of our GDP was in the middle class. Now the top 20% controls over 50% of the GDP.
That manufacturing is still being done: It's just being done in other countries."
Maher: "For wages we will not work for."
BUS: "That's what the tariffs are for. They are to make American workers more competitive in the global market.
Why are we accepting that there should be a race to the bottom?
China: What is its competitive advantage over us? They pay slave wages.
It's important that we have a stake in the manufacturing of the things that we need as a nation, so that when China goes to war against us we're not relying on them for steel and aluminum in order to fight them."
Maher: "At least that's an answer."
'At least that was an answer' An answer that the media has chose to conceal through their propaganda.
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Mar 11 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Kennedy reveals some dirt about the View host Joy Behar:
"Joy was a talking hemorrhoid in an Auburn wig. She was so ungracious and awful and she had a comedy writer writing her little lines during the break. She's not even funny."
Bill Maher rips the Democrats for their hypocrisy and their lame attempts at resistance:
"He was shaking his cane at the president. Which I thought was an apt metaphor, a cane shaking for this Democrat party: Lame.
Democrats are fighting back in a way: They're tiring of all of this firing, furloughing, closing of these government departments, and they say:
'If you don't stop shutting down the government, we're going to shut down the government!'
Democrat response to Trump has been the equivalent of 'Old Man Yells at Cloud'
Thread of this episode:
Adam Carolla's brilliant 'hot blonde' analogy to explain to Matt Gaetz the degradation of California:
Matt Gaetz: "I remember growing up in the 90s. You looked at LA as the place where the beautiful people went. Just seemed like a place every everybody wanted to be. And then you go now: It's just like wading through garbage. Do you think it's savable?"
Adam Carolla: "I always say California was like a hot blond from high school that just assume this thing would go on forever. And now she's in her mid 40s and the phone isn't ringing and guys aren't buying her drinks and sending them over to the end of the bar.
You know, it's not what it was. She has crow's feet and, a little belly and a C-section scar, and she she never got educated. She never worked at anything. She has no work ethic.
She she didn't do anything because LA was always like, where L.A., where else you gotta go? Other cities have to kind of work for it.
We in California and then especially LA just got by in our looks for so long. But eventually it catches up to you and you never spent one night studying.
LA doesn't really know how to do things. And like our representative city council like our mayor is where in Ghana doing, you know, wearing a ceremonial headdress and learning whatever dance they're learning because everything in LA is our mayor doesn't run Los Angeles.
Our mayor is a sort of ceremonial figurehead.
But we like the idea of a black woman who's running everything, even though she doesn't know how to run everything.
At some point everything burns to the ground. And then all the idiots who vote for these people look around and go, what's going on? How come we didn't have any infrastructure? How come we weren't prepared for this? We're prepared for this because you vote for idiots who don't her aren't interested in any of this stuff."
California run by Republicans: Paradise
California run by Democrats: Paradise lost
Feb 28 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
AOC gets called out by NPR host for claiming that Trump is weaponizing the justice department, while Democrats tried to jail Trump:
Steve Inskeep: "Some Republicans listening to this and thinking 'Actually wait a minute, you're the ones who are prosecuting us. You're the ones who are weaponizing the Justice Department."
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: "In what way?"
Inskeep: "Putting Trump on trial, would be there example I suppose."
Impossible challenge: Talk to AOC without something going over her head. She would have genuinely asked:
'“But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”'
AOC NPR interview thread:
Bill Maher in a heated debate about trans with Pod Save America host where he warns Democrats that they will keep losing elections if they continue to die on that hill:
Maher: "You want you want to lose every election: Just keep coming down on the side of parents coming in second in a who gets to decide what goes on with my kid contest."
The fatal flaw of a Democrat: They would rather die and harm others around them than admit that they were wrong.
The conversation stemmed from this conversation on Real Time with Bill Maher where Bill asked Tim Ryan about various 'hills to die on' for Democrats
Sincerely hope the Democrats continue to listen to those like Lovett and Crockett, they'll never win again
Adam Carolla narrates shocking drone footage showcasing the aftermath of the LA wildfires on PCH. Remarkably, no progress has been made in the cleanup effort:
"Zero attempts at cleaning. Now over a month. No cleanup attempt. No official gov website you can go to for any kind of timeline for when the power is going to be on.
'When can you get back to your place?'
The answer is: No goddamn idea."
Progressives = no progress in real life
Jan 29 • 11 tweets • 4 min read
Megyn Kelly categorically describes the lawfare against Trump as the Rubicon that the Democrats crossed:
"The lawfare in general was the biggest turning point.
The lawfare was a catastrophic mistake by the Democrats. Trying to criminalize a political battle, trying to go after one's political opponent with criminal charges. And on top of that, civil cases that could ruin a man trying to put him in jail was a bridge too far.
The electorate rejected it out of hand as too much.
It made the Democrats look radical. It made the Democrats look like they were the ones who were anti-democratic. It undermined their core argument against Trump On January 6th. They shot themselves in the foot.
It was a before and after moment that we now cannot get back. Now we've crossed the Rubicon and anything's possible. If Adam Schiff or Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden winds up facing criminal charges under a Trump administration, I can tell you there are very few Republican voters who will feel sorry for them.
They brought it upon themselves. We had never done this before.
We made it almost 250 years without doing this to a president. And let me tell you, it wasn't because no president had ever come close to the legal line. We understood as a nation we didn't want to start turning ourselves into a banana republic. And I don't know where this goes from here, but whatever happens, it's their fault."
Democrats trained all their guns on Trump, turned those guns around to point at themselves, and yelled 'FIRE'!
Megyn was as on point as she's ever been, reminds me of her speech at Trump's final PA rally
Stephen A Smith stuns the Bill Maher crowd into silence as he articulates how Democrats have no one left fighting for the American people:
SAS: "The man was impeached twice, he was convicted on 34 felony counts. The American people still said 'He's closer to normal than what we're seeing on the left.'
He's saying 'I kept my promise'
Then you turn around and look at the left and you say 'What promises did you keep?'
What voter can look at the Democrat party and say 'There's a voice for us, somebody who speaks for us, that goes up on Capitol Hill and fights the fights that we want them fighting on our behalf. They didn't do that. That's why their behinds are home, and that man is back in the White House.
He's doing what he said he was going to do."
The American people said 'We'll take the supposed 'felon' over the woman who is telling us men can get pregnant'
Thread of today's episode:
Blistering ending monologue from Bill Maher as he torches LA Mayor Karen Bass 'Nero who fiddled in Ghana as LA burns':
"Axios ran a story on how getting the water out of the hydrants in Pacific Palisades was more complicated than it seems.
I'm sure it's very complicated. That's why I pay 13% of my income in the state every year to people who I assume were working on things like this.
LA's mayor, Karen Bass, the Nero of American politics, was fiddling in Ghana while the city burned. and later . I've heard people say, do you want to pay more taxes to fund this? No, I want you to use the exorbitant taxes you already collect to prioritize it."
Any Democrat who thinks they need to raise taxes in response to the LA fires truly has Stockholm Syndrome.
Thread on this episode under this post:
Bill Maher admits Trump was right about forest management and prevention of fires:
Bill Maher: "Remember when we had a fire when Trump was president and he came and he said, you don't rake! We all did jokes about it. We got to get over this thing.
I remember when he took ivermectin or something and then ivermectin, which won the Nobel Prize.
Just because Trump says it doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. Did he have a point about that? Rick Caruso: "Of Course he did."
Did Liberals let the city burn to the ground because they were contrarian to Trump? Of course they did.
Bill Maher torches Karen Bass:
Adam Carolla notices that the liberals who supported the BLM riots are now getting a taste of their own medicine as their homes are being looted:
Adam Carolla: "So the National Guard has pulled in because there's been lots of stories about lots of looting, because we live in Sodom and Gomorrah times here in Los Angeles.
So we've called the National Guard and the fine people of Santa monica and Malibu and the Palisades are very happy that the National Guard is now here protecting their homes and their valuables and their property and stopping arsonists who are copycat arsonists, who are starting and trying to light more fires and being successful.
But when BLM was burning everything to the fucking ground in Seattle and in Chicago and in Portland, you post these were against the National Guard being called in because it wasn't your shit that was on fire and it wasn't your store that was being looted and it wasn't your house that was being looted.
That was somebody else's. So during the entire BLM riots, when everything was being burned to the ground, well, those were just business owners who may have lived in the Portland area so they can fuck off because you're too busy virtue signaling and taking a stand.
And God forbid Trump suggest that the National Guard be called in to these cities, you are dead set against it.
Citizens of Santa monica, because you're so much better than we are. But now that it's your shit that's getting looted. Well, now you're happy to see the boys in uniforms that are cordoned off your neighborhood with your precious shit in it that you don't want to see stolen or burned to the ground. You didn't give a fuck when this was going on.
In every blue city in the United States, you were all against it. Well, now it's your city and you love it. So think about that. Fuckin hypocrites."
The same people who chanted 'Defund the police' to cheer on looters, are now begging for the police to protect their homes from looters.
Adam was meant for this moment
Jan 13 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Adam Carolla illustrates the stark contrast between California government's regulations and how they 'require nothing of themselves but everything of you':
"They have a foundation that could handle a 10.0 earthquake, a tsunami, whatever it was. And so that's what the city requires of them.
Directly in front of that home where the guy put 3 million bucks into the foundation is a 100 year old telephone pole with a bunch of wires strung across it. That in a windstorm is going to fall over and catch the guy's house on fire. That's the city's job.
That's what they require. They require nothing of themselves. Everything of you."
California's state motto should be 'Rules for thee, not for me'
Adam's plan with pools:
Adam Carolla advises pool owners in California to get pumps so that they can protect their houses from wildfires:
"Get one of those high capacity pumps you can throw in your pool with a hose on the end of it. You'll have 50000 gallons of water sitting there."
If you're buying a pool pump after your government failed to protect your house from a fire, I would consider also not voting Democrat.
Adam's channel here
Jan 11 • 10 tweets • 4 min read
CA Rep Maxine Waters takes umbrage with criticism of Democrats' handling of LA Wildfires:
Maxine Waters: "nstead of talking about Democrats and Republicans. Get the information up on the screens."
Chris Cuomo: "However, it can also be seen that you don't want to talk about the politics because it's on your party, because the mayor and the governor are Democrats who arguably should have had the people in Altadena better prepared for this. They should have the resources more available.
So they don't need me to put them up because this state has been doing the work and that they've been preparing the situations for wildfires like they were made aware of. Instead of cutting deals with PG and E and insurance companies, they would have prepared the state. That is not unfair criticism. Is it too soon? Maybe. But the questions are real."
Waters: "Let me tell you something. I'm not in the business of protecting anybody.
We should be willing to get the richest people in this country, the richest 1% that is protected, make sure they pay their fair taxes so that we can have the money to provide the services."
Maxine Waters saying the 'Quiet Part Out Loud' on behalf of the Democrat party: They only care about the richest 1%.
Keep that same energy Maxine
Jan 10 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
Coming to the rescue of the LAFD, Canadian Fire Department planes chose to drop seawater since 'refilling' is more efficient, in contrast with the LAFD strategy to drop 'red retardant':
"The red retardant they drop is a slurry, crews drop it around the edge of a fire. The rub is that it takes some time to refill those planes."
"Aerial firefighting crews from Quebec, British Columbia Canada have been on the frontlines.
Why with water shortages in LA, don't firefighters use water from the Pacific Ocean? These crews actually are.
They've been landing their CL-415 Sea planes on the ocean, scooping up water, making a drop, then doing it all over again. These Canadians pilots are very experienced."
Congratulations California government, you're crazier and more incompetent than Commie Canada.
Californian 'leadership' cannot understand the caveman level basic concept of 'bring the water to the fire'.
LAFD chose not to drop saltwater even as a last resort to save thousands of burning buildings due to 'environmental concerns', but will drop Red phosphorous which is debatably worse for the environment than saltwater.
Make it make sense? I can't, this is Democrat run California.
With proper maintenance and safety precautions, “seawater puts out fire just as well as fresh water,” Orange County Fire Capt. Larry Kurtz told the Orange County Register. ktla.com/news/local-new…
