"Ready Player Two," Kevin "Aj4x" Kellogg quips to himself as he logs into OASIS II. He appears outside an exact replica of the house from Rocko's Modern Life.
"Wait, where's Ed Bighead's house?" he asks.
"Cancelled," a gun-wielding Donkey Kong explains sadly, "by Tumblr."
"I've retired," the huge floating head of Parzival, the guy from the first book, says. He has a George R.R. Martin beard now. "And so I will give OASIS II to whoever finds my Secret Egg."
"What will you do next?" DK asks.
"Raw a nerd girl," Parzival says, feministly.
Nov 22, 2019 • 15 tweets • 2 min read
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