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Award-winning #TTRPG creator @ Weird Age Games, dog surfing instructor @abcnews. Wrote @HardWiredIsland, VKILLER, Breakfast Cult, etc. He/him
Nov 27, 2020 14 tweets 5 min read
Big fan of all the anime avatars rushing to defend the catgirl game's honour here god DAMN it
Jul 10, 2020 16 tweets 3 min read
"Ready Player Two," Kevin "Aj4x" Kellogg quips to himself as he logs into OASIS II. He appears outside an exact replica of the house from Rocko's Modern Life.

"Wait, where's Ed Bighead's house?" he asks.

"Cancelled," a gun-wielding Donkey Kong explains sadly, "by Tumblr." "I've retired," the huge floating head of Parzival, the guy from the first book, says. He has a George R.R. Martin beard now. "And so I will give OASIS II to whoever finds my Secret Egg."

"What will you do next?" DK asks.

"Raw a nerd girl," Parzival says, feministly.
Nov 22, 2019 15 tweets 2 min read
The #Cybertruck looks like it came from a webcomic in 2004 Midlife Crisis Chappie Truck