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Jun 24, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
I’m struggling to understand what’s going on in russia right now. Could someone explain it to me using only late nineties radio rock lyrics @Mobute This is the one to beat
Feb 10, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Now that we know he’d rather be mercilessly dunked on than ignored i’ve decided to finally take this step This is good now I can get back to posting about what matters which is late nineties radio rock and socialism
Aug 25, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
when i wrote sex and candy i had no idea it would become a hit. i was just trying to explore the use values of commodities to better understand marxist theory of course people heard it and were like oh this is just a song about the olfactory qualities of commodities completely missing the point
Aug 3, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
we used the word spastic on our third record but no one heard it so no one got mad i had no idea this was a bad word the key to not getting canceled is putting out commercially unviable content
May 22, 2022 7 tweets 1 min read
sarah palin is on our flight to dallas rn just made eye contact with her as i passed her in first class i unfortunately got the vibe that she likes alternative rock
May 21, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
they really get ya with the conceptual free speech thing cuz without the right to organize, without economic freedom, without the ability to materially challenge capital free speech means jack shit yeah sure you’re totally free if you can say slurs without woke people getting mad as you wallow in debt and die of preventable illness bro
May 2, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
the heart in a blender song is crazy wtf was i even talking about it makes no sense or am i origami? lol calm down dude
Apr 25, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
elon musk is an inventor. he invented a new definition of the word inventor which is guy that buys things and says he invented them this is edison erasure sure but who cares if elon sees this it might make him mad eye on the prize
Apr 10, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
all he wants is to be a good poster and he tries so hard Image it’s really sad elon musk could do anything in the world with his billions he could see every natural wonder in the same week and end poverty at the same time but he just does ham fisted titty jokes on twitter dot com
Apr 10, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
icymi this is a shirt that was made for local crew members on a tour we did with third eye blind because third eye blind wouldn’t allow the crew to get free shirts with their band name on it they wanted them to have to buy them from third eye blind he’s still somehow too ridiculous for me to get mad at it’s such a unique talent the guy from third eye blind has i still love him
Apr 10, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
imagining the stress put on the songwriters of frozen 2 to write a song as anthemic as let it go. the innumerable cooks in the kitchen. the abstract and insufferable producer notes. they did it with into the unknown they blew it outta the water what a feat i have 2 daughters
Apr 8, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
my friendship with the titus andronicus guy is predicated on him sending me tweet ideas and saying should i tweet this and me saying yes definitely and him saying i can’t but you should and sometimes i do like for instance this one Image
Apr 3, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
wanna get my tender back from the lender cmon philistines this is great
Apr 2, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
the dentist said my mom should’ve had an abortion is one of the best lyrics of all time what an absolutely wild lyric
Apr 1, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
the 6th, 41st, 182nd and 311th retweets will get free tix and backstage passes to the show of your choice Eve6.com/tour 6
Mar 16, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
i’m not a big fan of stinky joe biden but honestly shoutout to him for not doing a no fly zone unless he has and i missed it cuz i was tweeting about alternative rock seriously though if he doesn’t take this one escalative measure he’ll still be a shitty president but he’ll be better than most. not succumbing to pressure to go full nuclear winter should count for something
Mar 14, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
it doesn’t matter what creative field you’re in, whether you’re an artist or merely have an artist’s disposition, i think you will find this short video incredibly helpful a bass as funky as british columbia
Feb 23, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
give us money and we’ll wrap our tour bus in claussen pickle graphics a lot of money please
Feb 2, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
if you have a premium account spotify is charging you to spy on you and steal your data the longer they have you listening the more data they extract from you hence their rabid acquisition of podcasts that go on for like 9 hours
Jan 31, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
our stupid band gets close to a million monthly streams on spotify. spotify pays out .003 cents per stream. 100% of that goes to our former label sony who is a part owner of spotify. this is why i’m mad lemme put it this way if instead of getting 300 million dollars joe rogan was also getting .003 cents per stream that he then had to split with a record company that was a part owner of spotify i would be standing in solidarity with joe rogan
Dec 25, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
just following up one thing that’s nice about twitter is these ghouls have to sit in their lies and take the dunks and it may not have any real effect but i like to think it can at least make their day a little bit worse