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FAKEGRIMLOCK
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ME GIANT ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR! WRITE CODE, DRINK COFFEE, KICK ASS.
Jun 26, 2020 • 22 tweets • 4 min read
OK, SO SCIENCE QUEEN @UPULIE SAY HER BIGGEST LORD OF RINGS BRAIN EVER, ME SAY ME SAW MOVIE ONCE AND MAYBE READ BOOKS 800 YEARS AGO, PLUS THAT ONE GAME WHERE YOU JUMP OFF THINGS ONTO ORCS.

HERE GO: ME, GRIMLOCK, SUMMARY OF LORD OF THE RINGS. SO LONG TIME AGO SITH LORD SAURON TRICK ELVES INTO MAKE HIM RINGS OF POWER INSTEAD OF TOYS OR DELICIOUS COOKIES.

THIS PISS EVERYONE OFF.
May 6, 2020 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
TIME FOR REPOST EVERGREEN DINO NEWS! STUPID.

STUPID NEVER CHANGES.
Mar 16, 2020 • 34 tweets • 10 min read
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, IN TECH FOR GREAT RECESSION, 911, DOT BOMB, AND ASTEROID THAT KILL ALL OTHER DINOS.

ME SEEN SOME THINGS.

HERE HOW YOU, PUNY HUMAN THAT SEE LESS THINGS, KEEP STARTING UP. LEAN: THIS TIME FOR REAL.

GAME JUST GO FROM EASY MODE TO OHSHIT MODE.

MAXIMIZE ROI OF EACH ACTION.

OR YOU WILL DIE. NO UNDO, NO EXTRA LIVES.
Jan 18, 2020 • 18 tweets • 3 min read
LIST THE FUCKING SALARY. ME DINO, GOOD AT HIRE.

BECAUSE ME TELL EVERYONE EXACTLY WHAT ME PAY THEM.

KEEP IT SECRET AT BEST MEAN MISS GOOD CANDIDATES AND MAYBE TRICK SOMEONE INTO LOW OFFER SO THEY DUMP YOUR TRASH COMPANY IN 3 MONTHS FOR SOMETHING BETTER.