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I used to run this parody account about that racist right wing hate blog. Now I'm living my best life off of political Twitter. Have a great day.
Jan 14, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
"It's time for unity and healing. Lower the temperature."
Jan 13, 2021 6 tweets 1 min read
1. Imagine if this statement had been given a week ago *instead* of appearing before an angry crowd and telling them to march to the Capitol Building to "fight like hell."

2. He still hasn't acknowledged that Biden is the legitimate winner of a fair election. 3. It took Trump 7 days and an impeachment to unequivocally condemn the violence without riling up angry supporters in the next breath.
Jan 13, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Yes please be peaceful as these election stealers help socialists take over the country to remove your rights and brainwash your children and destroy America. Don't let the extreme rhetoric of the Left bait you into patriotic action. Unity and peace!
Jan 12, 2021 7 tweets 4 min read
'Sup @bdomenech? Ben's bio says "You can tell a man’s vices by his friends" which is a rare moment of honesty.
Jan 11, 2021 13 tweets 3 min read
Possibly the last #MashupMonday quiz. I'll give you 4 headlines. Only 1 is fake. The other 3 are real @FDRLST headlines. See if you can spot the fake. Option 1: "No, Erasing 'White' Authors From Schools Won't Help Kids Read Better"