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Nov 25, 2023 β’ 12 tweets β’ 10 min read
BEEN A MINUTE.
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TYPES OF CAR HEADLIGHTS
Just arrived from a minor roadtrip & I have to admit, car lights can be as varied as the rainbow
From brilliant white, to warm white, to orange, to yellow with different types of brightness...
CHOOSING THE RIGHT BULBS
It's often a balance between these factors according to you of course.
1. Maximum Distance/vision 2. Looks and Style 3. Long Life (The brighter the shorter the life) 4. Offroad Needs 5. Standard reliability
Dec 22, 2022 β’ 6 tweets β’ 3 min read
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WHAT TO DO IMMEDIATELY AFTER A MINOR ACCIDENT
During the festive ssn, the number of cars on the road multiplies. Most drivers are proficient but accidents can & do happen
Here are a few things to keep in mind after an unfortunate incident.
Before you get on the road, here are a few things to checkoff
1.Ensure everyone is buckled up
2.Ensure the car is in good condition
3.If you can, get an accident cover
4.Avoid overspeeding 5. Eat light & wear comfortable 6. Take breaks every 4-5 hrs 7. Obey all traffic rules
Dec 14, 2022 β’ 9 tweets β’ 5 min read
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HOW TO TOW A CAR SAFELY
For motorists, a breakdown on an unfamiliar road, at night & in poor weather is one of the worst of all nightmares
A time we desperately try to remember where we put the contact No. for the breakdown or insurance, usually unsuccessfully
TOWING BASICS
Once upon a time, all new & used vehicles were made to be towed easily
But now that we buy complicated transmission cars that are auto, CVT & even electric, the towing situation has got a whole lot more complicated & as such certain cars can only be "flatbeded"
Dec 14, 2022 β’ 9 tweets β’ 4 min read
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6 REASONS WHY 500km ROUND THE MOUNTAIN IS BETTER THAN 500km TO COAST
As a Traveler I've come to appreciate that no 2 roads are the same. Certain routes excite & challenge me while others bore & tire me
I've redone the Mnt circuit countless times...
Here's why
QUICK EXPLANATION
The Mountain Circuit is a round trip road trip. Starting frm NBO-THK-EMBU-MERU-NYK-KARATINA-THK-NBO
Or in my case, Since I stay in Nyk, NYK-KRTN-EMBU-MERU-NYK
And I loooove this circuit and I'll explain why
Dec 13, 2022 β’ 7 tweets β’ 3 min read
Got asked a very interesting question in the DM & thought I'd share with its answer...
"Hey Saruni, I've observed people don't stay with STi's for too long while those with Mark X keep them for longer... What's your take?"
1st things 1st...
WICKED OBSERVATION & you're spot on
ANSWER:
4 MAIN REASONS
4. TOYOTA & SUBARU Resale issues... Don't need to expound
3. LUXURY vs COMPACT. The Mark X has awesome leg room & luxury finishes while the STi (trying to save on weight) has a cramped, bare & zero comforts interior
Dec 11, 2022 β’ 12 tweets β’ 8 min read
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5 WEIRDLY MUNDANE THINGS THAT RUIN YOUR CAR
Have you ever been too good to your BF or GF & it led to an untimely breakup?
Can you believe cars can be the same...
Hehe, here are 5 things done out of love that can Eff up your baby (car) 5. TOO MUCH COOLANT
Filling the radiator to the brim is great. Filling the reservoir beyond the stipulated brim is unfortunately "fala dush"
When the coolant boils, it depends on the reservoir to take the bulk of the boiling pressure
Ole wako kama umejaza reservoir beyond...
Oct 15, 2022 β’ 7 tweets β’ 3 min read
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MBBBRRRRRCCHHAAAAAAA!!!...
AIR BRAKES!!
Brakes are some of the most important safety equipments on vehicles. There're 3 Main Types
1. Hydraulic Brakes (mostly fluid) 2. Parking/Ebrake 3. Air brakes or Mbbbbrrrchaaa!!!
WHAT IS MBRRRCHHAAA!!!...??
AIR BRAKES are very, very effective, hardly fail, give amazing freedom since they can be deployed by hand, esp in Nganyas and sound super cool...
So why don't normal cars (vehicles under 5 tons) have AIR BRAKES?
First lets explain how they work...
Jul 8, 2022 β’ 10 tweets β’ 7 min read
6 WARNING INDICATIORS OF A FAULTY GEARBOX
By recognising the symptoms of a defective gearbox you can fix it before the problem gets worse & it ends up costing an arm
A malfunctioning gearbox/transmission, as opposed to a broken brake light, could strand you & your vehicle on the side of the road in the middle of the night or on a long trip
So, how can you know if a gearbox needs repair or replacement?
May 6, 2022 β’ 9 tweets β’ 7 min read
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CAR TUNING
Tuning is basically the "art" of improving a car's performance
It's an art coz like ladies, cars are built special & no one brand is like the other. What works or brings out the best in one may ruin another
This knowledge makes tuning exciting & fun...
TUNING IN MAN'S WORLD
However,most tuners are men & they'll naturally make it easy to identify and classify these tuning steps
This is actually not a bad idea & as such Tuning cars is classified in stages courtesy of what Gran Turismo2 on PlayStation 1 set out as tuning stages
May 3, 2022 β’ 19 tweets β’ 13 min read
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WIRING FOR CAR THEATRE EXPERIENCE
I've had the opportunity to help at uncle's electronics repair shop, seen & wired car stereos
Handled Sony, Pioneer, Kenmbao, Boschmann, Kicker... Great times, having your ears blown out by deep bass
This is normally what the, lemme say, budget car comes with.
Apr 29, 2022 β’ 8 tweets β’ 6 min read
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HOW TO KEEP YOUR CAR INTERIOR SUPER CLEAN
It Β can be really challenging to keep a clean car, but have you noticed how some people make it look easy? They're always on point.
Here are some car interior cleaning tricks so you can make it look easy as well 1. ALWAYS TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF TRASH OUT WHENEVER YOU LEAVE THE CAR.
Buy those 10 Bob bags, 20 pieces is I think about 100 Kes. Keeping the car clean is a process not an action.
Take out wrappers, Kleenex, receipts, parking receipts, other containers...
Be brutal about it.
Apr 18, 2022 β’ 11 tweets β’ 9 min read
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6 THINGS YOU CAN REPAIR/REPLACE BY YOURSELF
The modern car is a complex and difficult machine to fix. However, there still remains parts & systems that can be fixed or at least serviced on your own.
All that's needed is can-do-att, tools & replacement parts 1. LIGHTS
As a long distance nocturnal driver like me lights can be your safety net or source of headache. Good headlights allow you to see far, deter overzealous oncoming overtakers and allow you to do good speeds
Lights are easy to replace and are often shown how to in the OM
Apr 13, 2022 β’ 15 tweets β’ 10 min read
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VEHICLE LONG TERM STORAGE
So we've agreed,ππΎ the fuel prices & queues at the petrol Station. We're parking the Hilux for 3 - 12 mnths as I use the Wingroad to run errands & go to the Coast
However, Cars were meant to be driven & this type of storage may hurt her
FOR REAL?
Yes, FR. Cars are like horses, they need to run & motion to stay in top condition
But due to unavoidable conditions like travelling, fuel prices, etc... They may have to be parked for longer than 2 wks - 6 months.
So how do you store cars over a long time safely?
Feb 24, 2022 β’ 13 tweets β’ 7 min read
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WHAT'S THE REAL RISK OF DRIVING WITH DIRTY OIL
We've all been told/come across articles that insist we should be change engine oil as per the recommended time frames.
This is best.
But what really happens in an engine with dirty oil that makes it prone to fail
GRADES OF OIL
I discussed oil grades and replacement time lines on this thread
Hands down, women are better drivers than men. However, they miss out on certain basic car skills
For years I trained my sis on car tasks. Things that take 2 demos. But in the end I realised these are the most important 1. HOW TO TALK, CURSE & ACT LIKE A B*TCH
Truth is, life can be predatory. Jams can be 1 major pissing contest
Listen & Know the curse words... Use them when bullied. Also, KINDLY,
RTS bullying.
Arm your arsenal, don't allow any disrespect (overlapping, muscling in)
Be strong!
Jan 12, 2022 β’ 8 tweets β’ 7 min read
PROMISED 1 of 5
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ILLESST MATATU/PSV CULTURE
We know that we're on a league of our own when it comes to Matatu/PSV culture. We're protected by cartels & HOS so we go HAM
But we're not alone. There're countries that also go HAM.
Here are 6 of the best.
6.INDIA
India is a really populous country. They're also mainly Hindu & have many gods.
The Indians believe that road safety is up to the gods and nothing more. As such their vehicles are more temples and less safety.
And so their mobile temples are gorgeous
Oct 19, 2021 β’ 7 tweets β’ 5 min read
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HOW TO CHOOSE THE BEST ENGINE OIL
The Engine is basically the heart of the car. It enables the car accomplish its most important function, moving people & goods.
It therefore goes without saying that its proper maintenance & service will prolong its life.
FUNCTIONS OF OIL
If the engine is the heart than Oil is its blood. Oil does the following functions