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Feb 6, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
The IGN Hogwarts Legacy review is one of the funniest pieces of games writing ever:
* This game barely works
* Inventory can hold four items
* There are two enemies
* The story and worldbuilding make no sense
* An inset about how the author is a bigot
* But I love Potter so 9/10 It's literally like "you can Descendo into an Incindiendo and then blow them away with a Fuckoffio and that's all I've ever wanted to do" like how much were you paid for this
Feb 5, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
in every RT that has a quote-RT in it, the quoted stuff is shown as "unavailable." cool website, everything is working great. everything is breaking I fucking hate it here
Feb 4, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
DeSantis is basically what would happen if the full force of a state's party apparatus and engine for corruption and voter disenfranchisement got behind, like, Josh Mandel. If you're not from Ohio and don't know him, Josh Mandel is an 8-inch-tall little goober with a nasal voice who can't stop pounding his tiny fists on his little mushroom table talking about how ready he is to steal buttons and screws from the woke mob.