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king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.
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Oct 18, 2023 8 tweets 1 min read
“Made much more unfair by the fact we reward people and punish people for things they can’t control” dude what part of “there’s no free will” do you not understand lol Image The decision to punish then isn’t in any one’s control lol
Jun 21, 2023 8 tweets 1 min read
Mfw the guy who says he’s glad the teenage kid is dying on the submarine because wealth or whatever says his political position is “I just want people to get healthcare, that’s my extremism” The most sociopathic people you know: “you see unlike you we just care a lot about others.”
Jun 21, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Someone get us the notice for when this guy bites the dust I mean this guy is a fundamentally evil person, so, you know.
Jun 20, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Lol No, I don’t think I will give you that sort of treatment on a first date.
Jun 20, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
This seems about right tbh I’d switch the Kings and Bruins, simply because 2 titles > 1.
Jun 20, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Dying remembering the shitty Halo series and how the fans started calling him Master Cheeks The strange graphics, the absolutely inexplicable sex stuff, just a whirling dervish of failure lol
Jun 20, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
LMAO THE SUPERTRAMP ALBUM Yeah they were hiding it all in Breakfast in America
Jun 20, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
If that’s the case, this is truly incredible, just a complete failure all around when you could have just given the kid a suspension lol Lmao. No wonder the kid thinks the school is a joke, it is. Image
Jun 20, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
ok I was "gifted" and all I can thinking, looking back, is this: I was not as smart as I thought I was.
Jun 19, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
I laugh every time I see it. It's just a machine, who cares that it is doing a pointless futile task that only prolongs its suffering, there is no suffering, it feels nothing. The story of Sisyphus did it better.
Jun 19, 2023 11 tweets 4 min read
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Jun 18, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
Raiders is great. It is. But to me, Last Crusade is truly the most enjoyable, the most fun, the best movie ever. Everything about Last Crusade is a joy.
May 19, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
I’ll judge her all I want Image You know in a different age we used to hang such people.
Jan 25, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Part of me would love to be mean, like actually mean, once and not feel bad about it. I’m such a boring uninteresting person. “He’s nice.” That’s what people say of me. It drives me nuts.
Jan 25, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Man I think they just have shit taste and are trying to be weird for the sake of weird Also guess what eradicated it in the first place
Jan 24, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Great the latest jackass conspiracy theory, ffs “Wow sure is odd how…”
Jan 22, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Uh Bills OH NO BILLS NOOO