Graham and I were chewing the fat about our bloated, entitled parliamentarians.
We felt that some amendments need to be made to their terms and conditions of employment.
1. A custom built chamber with seats arranged to foster cooperative working rather than confrontation.
Cont. 2. All members must log in and log out in order to receive full remuneration.
3. No mobile phones to be used in the chamber when business is being conducted. A secure locker should be made available for storage.
4. Absolutely no alcohol to be consumed on the premises.
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