I wrote LET'S NOT DO THAT AGAIN (@HenryHolt) and THE PEOPLE WE HATE AT THE WEDDING (@FlatironBooks) / I teach at NYU. Not for everyone. Very gay.
Dec 27, 2019 • 9 tweets • 1 min read
I came to this bar to read but the couple next to me is fighting and I just heard the guy say “what, I’m not allowed to send ONE fucking dick pic?” and, well, looks like this chapter will have to wait!
There was just a reference to “YOUR fiancé” which is a real fucking curveball
Oct 11, 2019 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
A #NationalComingOutDay thread! When I was 13, I began collecting pictures of hot men that I found on AOL. I kept them on my family's computer, in a file called "downloads" I thought no one looked at, and I labeled them with the one word I knew to describe hot men: beefcake.
I don't know where I learned the word, but at night when everyone was asleep and I was at the computer I used it heavily: "Beefcake in a speedo," "beefcake on the beach," "beefcake standing under a waterfall" (a personal favorite).