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Guitar player. Code writer. Was verified, now bona fide. Mastodon: https://t.co/ZKVMYmH2mW Bluesky: https://t.co/lUTiJyZaCb
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Sep 26, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
Watch an asteroid take a damned good whacking.

One of the scientists just assured us there’s no chance of anything going wrong and a massive screaming fireball smashing into the Earth, which made me pretty nervous tbh.
Sep 1, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
wtf did anyone else just see this on their cable teevee? An “immediate evacuation notice” for the entire city of Los Angeles??? And the “Eastern North Pacific Ocean?”

Somebody fucked up somewhere.
Feb 6, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
Oh hey, look at that. Rogan’s interview with racist far right troll Chuck C. Johnson has been memory-holed. This is your periodic reminder that Chuck C. Johnson is NOT ME.
Nov 17, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Man, do I hate entering text on a smartphone. It’s the worst thing about these damned devices. I know I can use speech recognition, but that seems to always be more trouble than it’s worth. It’s getting better but it still makes lots of mistakes.
Nov 16, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
If it’s misinformation, why aren’t you removing those tweets? Warning labels don’t do anything to prevent the spread of dangerous misinformation. @TwitterSafety For some people, those red warning labels are big green arrows pointing to something they’ll want to recirculate here and elsewhere. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there are coordinated campaigns to spread this stuff as widely as possible.
Jan 11, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
LOL. Sure, “integrity.” The bar for having “integrity” on the right is amazingly low. Subterranean, in fact.
Jan 10, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
This guy’s body is covered in neo-Nazi tattoos. I’ll be blocking people who come at me to say the symbols don’t necessarily mean he’s a white supremacist, because I am in no fucking mood for this bullshit.
Dec 11, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
One of the major players that hasn’t gotten much notice in the GOP’s coup attempt is the Thomas More Society, the fanatical religious right “culture war” legal group. They’re involved at every level, right up to the White House. This Christian supremacist group has been involved in many of the worst things that have happened in the US: the effort to destroy Planned Parenthood, to criminalize abortion, to force creationism into schools. Their ultimate goal is to make the US a theocracy.
Oct 29, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Our feel-good news of the day! ha ha ha ha ohhh ha ha ha ha ha [deep breath] hahahahahaha!
Oct 27, 2020 6 tweets 1 min read
In case you ever want to capture STDOUT & STDERR into 2 variables:

catch() {
eval "$({
__2="$(
{ __1="$("${@:3}")"; } 2>&1;
ret=$?;
printf '%q=%q\n' "$1" "$__1" >&2;
exit $ret
)"
ret="$?";
printf '%s=%q\n' "$2" "$__2" >&2;
printf '( exit %q )' "$ret" >&2;
} 2>&1 )";
} Ain't that some ugly code? Damn, that's ugly code. But I love it.
Sep 26, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Today I removed all traces of Facebook from Little Green Footballs. No more share buttons, no more share counts, no more SDK loading. I'm done. Facebook is a wholly malignant influence on human society and I want nothing more to do with it. I'm under no illusions that this will hurt Facebook, or have any real effect on them at all; they're way too enormous for that. But people who visit Little Green Footballs will no longer have to worry about being tracked and marketed by Facebook there.
Sep 24, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Pre-9/11 air travel nostalgia: how much baggage you used to be able to bring on a trip, and how easy it was to get on the plane.

Of course, then there was the smoking but we won't remember that right now. Smoking on airplanes used to be so insanely bad that engineers would look for nicotine stains when inspecting aircraft hulls for cracks.
Aug 26, 2020 6 tweets 1 min read
People need to realize that “Angel Moms” is a scam organization that cynically takes advantage of the families of victims, founded by a white nationalist hate group. It’s no surprise that the “Angel Mom” scheduled to speak at the GOP convention traffics in antisemitic conspiracy theories. This organization specializes in anti-immigrant propaganda. The antisemitism is a bonus.
Aug 20, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
One of the most successful white supremacist organizations in the US is FAIR, the “Federation for American Immigration Reform.” Republicans cite their bogus “studies” all the time, their commercials run on mainstream TV, and news articles refer to them with no context. FAIR was founded by infamous white supremacist John Tanton, and they’ve spun off a variety of similar stealth white nationalist groups like NumbersUSA and the Center for Immigration Studies.
Aug 10, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Why is Glenn Beck? You young whippersnappers may not know this, but Glenn Beck attacked me (by name!) on his old Fox News program more than once.

He was a prototype for the Trumpite movement. Legitimized absolute bullshit conspiracy theories.

All the cool right wing kidz do it now.
Jul 25, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
A friend said I was swearing more lately and I replied, “So fucking what?”

Then I apologized for snapping because it’s not her fault the shit is so fucked up. But yeah, I definitely fucking am swearing more lately.
Jul 15, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Wow. They just hit Obama’s account. Image Twitter needs to shut down until they figure out wtf is going on.
Jul 9, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
A possible scenario for the next few months.

Trump will continue doing everything possible to hamstring America’s response to COVID-19, forcing people to go back to work even as they begin getting sick and dying in numbers that dwarf today’s terrible statistics. Forcing children to go to school even as they, their teachers and their parents begin getting sick in appalling numbers. Ignoring all advice from scientists and medical experts. Lying constantly in staged events.
Jun 4, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Well said. I don’t want the New York Times to run only left wing opinions, either. I can understand and appreciate the value of running op-eds that make arguments I don’t necessarily agree with.
Mar 26, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
We have a huge problem that isn’t being talked about.

This: the president is nuts, and he’s out of control. And he’s been endangering the country since he was elected, in countless ways. That’s just a fact, and I’m far from the only one to point it out. So now what? We’re just helpless? All we can do is watch as it gets worse and worse, and crazier and crazier, until he does something so horrible nobody can ignore it any more?

Shouldn’t we have already passed that point long ago?
Jan 4, 2020 7 tweets 3 min read
What better place to make hyper-aggressive war threats than Twitter? Jesus fucking Christ. These are the kinds of tweets that Twitter really SHOULD DELETE. He’s using your network to start a war, @jack.