i reviewed cheesesteaks based on everything but taste so u didn’t have to

-a thread 🧵 geno’s

I think there’s something outside my tent I keep hearing weird noises

Hi, how are you? I think I have offseasonal depression!

The only bracket that matters this March.

𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆'𝘀 𝗨𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀.

A thread: This bracket will answer the question that EVERYBODY has been asking - Which bracket is the best bracket? It's up to you (but mostly me) to decide. Voting starts NOW.

So many of you have claimed through the years “Gritty, I would take a bullet for you.” I would never ask that of you. Instead, my request is simple (and much less life threatening)
A thread: Hockey is back! I couldn’t help but notice that Gary left mascots out of his big announcement yesterday. @NHL you kept me out of the playoff bubble last season but I DEMAND admission to Flyers games this season. Hockey needs me, I need hockey, the world needs Gritty.

I’VE HAD AN AWAKENING
Allow me to introduce my crystals.
A thread: This is my Amethyst. It enhances higher states of consciousness. Now my inner voice has an inner voice.

This morning I was doing some light internetting.
I took the Enneagram personality test.
I’m an 8. The Challenger.
Here’s what I learned about me, a thread: “Eights are motivated by the desire to be independent.”
Makes sense, I’ve always been a strong independent Gritty.

While I usually express myself through interpretive dance,
Tonight a new medium, poetry. A thread: My first post season,
My Flyers so far away,
With love from Philly.

I’m FREAKING OUT rn ‼️‼️‼️ This whole day’s nuts orange EVERYWHERE