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Aug 2, 2024 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
Proclamation: KOTOR Companions and their Olympic sports: A Definitively Canon Thread.
Beach Volleyball: Mission & Zaalbar. A dynamic duo, Zaalbar is a menace at the net with a powerful spike. Mission is sneaky fast and accurate.
Judo: Brianna
Commentary: An unarmed specialist, she’s kicking your ass and you’ll be thanking her for it.
Jun 7, 2024 • 16 tweets • 5 min read
Commentary: Strange that a conservative of this caliber would enjoy KOTOR so much. And if you’re curious why that seems odd, this thread is for you. Let’s dig in, shall we?
Spoiler/TL;DR: this game’s pretty fucking woke by chud/reactionary standards.
Narration: Our first stop is Taris. And fairly early on, we meet this meatbag, whining about how these damned aliens are ruining the city. Tell me, which party is worried about “aliens” migrating into these United States? Also extends to every other bigotry.
