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Aug 13, 2022 30 tweets 4 min read
Donald Trump: [shoots a guy on Fifth Avenue]

Mark Levin: “It is absolutely legal for a president to shoot a guy, you Commie Scum, during and after his presidency, whenever and wherever he wants, unless the president is a Demoncrat!”

1/🧵 Christina Pushaw: “All Trump did was shoot a guy on Fifth Avenue, but right on cue the liberal news media are losing their minds!”

2/🧵
Aug 11, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
A couple things are clear to me after the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago:

1. It is important to differentiate between the credible commentators who know what they’re talking about and the speculating sensationalists in media.

2. Nowhere near enough people are doing this. We know almost nothing at this point, folks. Anybody telling you otherwise is trying to sell you something.
Aug 10, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I try not to be vindictive.

But.

Cuomo wrote a self-adoring book about crisis leadership—nearly Trumpian in its delusion—and an army of Left-Media sycophants lined up at the front gate to kiss his ass while the marching band paraded by.

Rub all their noses in this. 🧵/1 And read my timeline before you “BuT tRuMp” me. I’ve wanted to fire that handsy windbag into the Sun since 2015. (Really, since the ‘80s.)

Too much of the media doesn’t even try to pretend they aren’t playing sides. That’s how we got Orange Julius.

Thanks. Thanks a lot. 🧵/2