Do you ever wonder why you have to wait a few days to get your blue checkmark back when you change your username, handle or profile picture?

This is the story. 🧵👇 When it first became possible to pay for a blue tick in 2022, trolls very quickly realised that they could impersonate companies or famous people and send out funny tweets, and they looked legitimate.

To any tr&ns women who are really attractive: how did you do it?

You’re not gonna wanna miss this thread. 🤭

🧵 He can feel it.

Stories from people who have k!lled in self defence.

A thread. 🧵👇 I wonder how the wife is doing.

What is “girl h-rny”?

A thread 🧵👇 When your boyfriend talks to the cats as if they’re children ????

What was your most obvious sign you were tr&ns?

Click for a thread of the most UNHINGED answers you can imagine 🧵👇 Playing as a woman in video games

Do not read this thread whilst you are eating.

You have been warned. 🧵👇 Can’t believe people are still getting this surgery.

The surrogacy stories are so horrendous. This one is awful.

🧵👇 That simple eh?

Crazy Redd!t posts by men who think they’re women.

🧵👇 Lesb!an woman wants to know how to conversion therapy herself so that she can learn how to tolerate a “female penis”.

How quick l!beral woman go from “tr&ns allies” to “I’M NOT TR&NS I’M A REAL WOMAN” never ceases to amaze me 😂

This is absolutely hilarious. Everyone knows what a woman is. They just lie. 😂





I can’t breaaaatheeeee 😂😂

I struggled with gender dysphoria in 2009 when I was 17. I chose the name Aaron for myself. I was desperate for HRT, surgery, the works.

A swift removal of my internet access led to my dysphoria gradually disappearing over the space of a month.

Ask me anything. Q. Who removed your internet access?

A. It was my mother when she kicked me out of the house and I went to live with my dad who didn’t have an internet connection. Smartphones weren’t a thing then so I had no access to the internet at his house whatsoever.

9/10. 😂

> My husband just spent $1400 on women's clothes
> We have a 2 year old daughter and I'm 7 months pregnant with our son and we needed that money for them
> Also, sorry if this is tmi but I walked into our room while he was standing looking at himself in the mirror in his new underwear and he had a boner which I found so weird. Have PMd her with total honesty.

🏳️‍⚧️: We just you to call us by our preferred pronouns and chosen names, so that we don’t feel sad 😢
Us: Well that sounds reasonable.

🏳️‍⚧️: *creepy fetishists assaulting women in public bathrooms*
🏳️‍⚧️: *biological men literally beating up women in womens sports*
🏳️‍⚧️: *biological male rapists terrorising women in womens prisons*
🏳️‍⚧️: *giving irreversible hormone treatment and mutilating surgery to minors*
🏳️‍⚧️: *affirming children that they were ‘born in the wrong body’ and telling them that their healthy genitals are birth defects*
🏳️‍⚧️: *gaslighting and abusing lesbians into sucking dick otherwise they’re bigoted*
🏳️‍⚧️: *shows up to scream abuse at women talking about their rights, holding signs advocating for their murder*
🏳️‍⚧️: *ruining the lives and careers of anyone who doesn’t agree with any of this*

Us: Absolutely fucking not.
🏳️‍⚧️: Why is everyone so transphobic these days?!? We’re literally being genocided. 😭 Yes, I’m going to post evidence of every single point I made.

🏳️‍⚧️ creepy fetishists assaulting women (or worse, children in public bathrooms:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6…

Dear @UKLabour, @Keir_Starmer,

I’m an autistic woman who, at 17 years old, identified as transgender. As you may know, autistic people are more likely to identify as transgender than your average person.

I was not trans. I was not given therapy but I would have benefited from explorative therapy to figure out why felt the way I did. Sadly I had to do that by myself.

Transitioning would have been a mistake.

I would appreciate an opportunity to speak to yourselves about this matter, so that I can give another side to the discussion about why it isn’t a good thing to ban explorative therapy for gender confused kids.

I am willing to travel. Please hear me out.

@HazelAppleyard_

(Followers: Please engage with this tweet to boost the chances it’ll be seen. Please tag any relevant Labour MPs etc). Thanks so much to everyone who helped this blow up. I’ve received exactly 0 DMs about this so far. 👍🏻

How to Become Oppressed as a White Cishet Man


Let’s admit it - being a straight, white, cisgender man is a bit of a drag. The marginalised groups get to have all of the fun. They get parades, special rights made just for them, their own colourful flags, and more. But as a cishet white man, you’re not allowed to celebrate any aspect of who you are, and you get absolutely no special treatment whatsoever. How unfair!

In this article I’m going to tell you how you, too, can grab a piece of that ‘oppressed privilege’ pie. And the best thing is, you don’t really need to make any significant changes whatsoever to who you are! You can just implement the very simple steps in this article, and TADA! You are a member of an oppressed group, with all of the special treatment that comes with it! You can thank me later.hazelappleyard.co.uk/feminism/how-t…

Identify as Transgender
This is the ultimate oppression package on offer. Thanks to gender ideology, anyone can now just say they’re a woman, and be accepted as a woman. This is helpful to you, because it allows you access to not just one, but TWO marginalised groups – woman, and trans.

Benefits:
🙂 You’re now female, without physically changing anything about yourself at all.
🙂 Exclusive access to women’s spaces (public toilets, showers, hospital wards).
🙂 You can garner attention and pity by campaigning for women’s rights.
🙂 You can garner attention and pity by campaigning for trans rights.
🙂 You are now a protected group. If anyone dares to discriminate against you, you can sue the f*ck out of them, make loads of money, and garner massive amounts of attention and pity.