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Raga,Virat,SRK fan Writing poems/stories since 25 years and wanna make a career in writing that's why you will see a lot of lengthy tweets from me. 100% FB
Jul 2, 2024 5 tweets 3 min read
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-It was expected that the news of death of 150 people in Hathras would have made PM Modi stop his cheap speech but he did not stop and even when he spoke a few words about the incident, he immediately continued his speech.

-There are 100s of such statements/incidents which prove that we have the most insensitive guy as our PM. His painful silence on every core issue, running from unscripted questions and debates leaves the common Indian helpless. Below are a dozen of such incidents/statements

1. I am overwhelmed to see such a large crowd - PM Modi during a rally held in West Bengal during the pandemic where he praised people for gathering in large numbers. 2. Modiji, Ghar mein shadi hai par paise nahi hain and then he laughed shamelessly - Narendra Modi while giving a speech on disastrous Demonetization.

3. PM Modi in January 2018 stating that pakoda vendors should also be considered in employment statistics. This is shameful coming from a guy who promised 2 crore jobs per year to the educated youth of the country which is forced to even work in war zones rn

4. In 2019 All India Kisan Sabha condemned the insensitive statement of Prime Minister Narendra Modi equating farm loan waivers to lollipops. They said that Narendra Modi seems to be hit by selective amnesia and his latest statement on farm loan waivers smacks of dishonesty. All through the 2014 election campaign his speeches were laced with not merely the promise of loan waiver to farmers but also the promise of Rs.15 lakh into every account.

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May 22, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
Riot wing hypocricy👇

- Dhruv Rathee shouldn't talk about India coz he lives in Germany but Dutch Geert Wilders can because former busted their propaganda and latter promoted it.

- Sania Mirza is characterless but Seema Haider is their Bhabhi.

- Sonia ji didn't became Hindu but Smriti Irani is still a Hindu.

- Rishi Sunak is India's Son but not Raga.

- Israel is our internal matter but not Manipur.

- They hate Sarfraz Khan/Shami but love Criminal Kaneria.

- Two lions having Hindu, Muslim names is a problem but Shahnawaz Hussain and Muktar Abbas Naqvi marrying Hindu girls and giving them a Muslim surname is not.

- Caste is a western concept but every scientific innovation done by west is taken from Indian scriptures🤣🤣

-We will boycott Muslims financially but will not boycott petrol and diesel supplied by M countries.

- Cow is mother but it's ok when Hindus own the largest slaughter houses and that too in BJP ruled states.

- PK's unintentional acts jolted Hindu sentiments coz his real name is Aamir Khan but Kanji Bhai who intentionally ridiculed Hindu Gods is great coz he is Paresh Rawal.

- Rahul Gandhi who was not even an MP then shouldn't party after 26/11 but The PM can do it shamelessly after Pulwama and Anantnag.

- Henious crimes on women won't damage India's image internationally but raising voice against these crimes will.

- We 80 percent Hindus are lions but we are in danger because of 15 percent Muslims 🤣🤣

- Shankracharyas are lesser Hindus than a guy who left his wife whom he married as per Hindu scriptures and didn't even completed death rituals of his mother.

- Swati maliwal and Sandeshkhali is all important but Ankita Bhandari, Women wrestlers, revanna's victims were not.
May 15, 2024 5 tweets 2 min read
-Arora Sahab died of heart fail last night.He was an extremely fit guy considering he was 71. He was my neighbour, A rice trader and a staunch Modi supporter.

- When all businessmen including me were in trouble due to demonitization and would question Modi he will always say "Modi pe bharosa rakho iska result 5 saal baad dikhega"

- When all businessmen including me were in trouble due to poor implementation of GST and would question Modi he will always say "Modi pe bharosa rakho iska result 5 saal baad dikhega"

- When all businessmen were battling during covid because government was not helping us in any manner and we had to pay employees's salary, godown/shops rents, Bank interests from our savings or by taking debts from knowns, He would say "isme Modi kya karega"

- When our sales went down drastically due to uncontrolled inflation in items of daily use and consumption, he will still defend Modi and say "isme Modi kya karega".

- He was very excited about voting for Modi but sadly it won't happen. Me and many got shocked because he was a fit guy, I asked his son about his health and he said.

- " Pichle 5-6 saal se Blood Pressure ki goli kha rahe the"
Maine pucha ki koi tension thi kya? Woh bola ki haan vyapar ki tension kis chote aur madhyam vyapari ko nahi hai iss sarkar mein.

-Andhbhakti ek bimari hai jiska mareez Muslim ko barbaad hota dekhne ki chah mein auron ko toh choddo khud ki bhi barbaadi nahi dekhta.

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#HaathBadalegaHaalat
May 13, 2024 14 tweets 6 min read
-Today I got a message that my account has been credited with 15 lakh rupees.

- Over joyed me decided to visit the Capital of my district which happens to be the smart City of Dholera.

- I boarded the bullet train and left my house unlocked because we are living in Ram Rajya where criminals have no place except a certain political party.

- Reached there in minutes because the train was running faster than NM's mouth. A guy named Jaggu who looked like Paul Bearer was standing there with a bouquet to receive me.

-He asked me to get inside an Alto car but I refused and asked for a SUV because I don't consider myself lesser human than some dream girl.

- I was amazed to see that there were no pot holes and the road was smooth like the roads of Kyoto.

- When I reached the hotel, Some gujju girls welcomed me like I was some special guest like Pakistani cricketers.

- A Sikh boy named Teji took my luggage to the room. I got up to use the washroom but my flip flops(chappals) were missing, thank fully I had another pair.

- I called the room service and asked for the the best dish they have. I almost got a heart attack when they sent mushrooms costing 80k per piece, thank God I am living in a 5 trillion economy so I was able to afford them.

- I switched on the TV and stopped at a channel while channel hopping, where they were showing documentary of a destroyed country under rule of a self obsessed king.

- Women raped, children starving, protesters were beaten, Unemployed youth shouting religious slogans. That documentary broke my heart and I thanked God that I live in Amrit kaal under a democratic and accountable leader.

- I slept for good 5- 6 hours and stepped outside of my room for some fresh air. A 65+ uncle was waiting for me outside my room and he was fuming.

- I asked, What's the matter Sir? He said I have checked in the room next to you and you snore too loudly, I said sorry but he was not finished yet.

- He continued, how can you sleep for so long being a young guy, how will you work 70 hrs a week and contribute to desh hit?

- I was about to give him a befitting reply but suddenly a women in a simple saree and with cutlery in hand took him away and ended the matter.

- Feeling bored and irritated, I decided to play some sports. The hotel staff guided me to the nearest cricket academy.

- At the academy I met a coach who is a world class batsman in his time teaching young kids how to bat.

- I went upto him to have a chat and became a fan of his amazing verbal skills. He took me to his favourite students Virat and Rohit who revered their Joy sir, we played cricket for sometime and I learnt few new shots from joy sir.

-Hungry me went to a nearby restaurant and ordered my favourite daal, paneer,naan and onion salad.

- The waiter said we don't use onions in any way sir. I said I have a habit of eating onion salad in dinner so please do something.

- He said i can't do anything but you can talk to our manager. I said , ok then call your manager.A lady in saree came and arrogantly said , what's your problem?

- I asked that why don't you use onions? She yelled at me and said "kyonki mai pyaaz nahi khati" . I said that the way you treat your customers will harm economy of your restaurant.

- She replied, I don't give a damn about economy, threw the menu at my face and went away in anger. 😭😭

-Terrified by such behaviour I woke up from my dream.Share my dream with as many people as possible so they can wake up to reality.

Jai hind 🇮🇳🙏 The bhakts who are criticising the congress rule in replies forget that they are out of power for 10 years and have 52 seats only. I am a sane enough citizen unlike bhakts to direct my questions and satires at a government which has thumping majority for two straight terms.
May 11, 2024 9 tweets 5 min read
I have compiled a list of 44 reasons before the 4th phase that why you should vote for my God Modiji.

1. He ignited a fire inside Hindu youth with his firey speeches and made them realise their riots.

2. He helped in population control by sending more than half of India to Pakistan and turning 30 percent into zombies.

3. Under Modiji's divisionary leadership Hindu youngsters learnt a new and unique way of showing secularism to their Muslim friends by dancing with devotion in front of mosques.

4. He is such a kind hearted guy that he gifted thousands of acres of land to younger brother and neighbour Bangladesh.

5. He improved relations with Pakistan by going their uninvited.

6. He killed India's enemies like Hafeez Saeed, Dawood Ibrahim not once but atleast a dozen times.

7. He Made China shiver by renaming Bejeing to Bajrang Nagar.

8. Appointing young leaders like Tejaswi Surya and Anurag Thakur who are constantly fighting for minority riots.

9. He appointed terrorific MPs like Pragya Thakur.

10. Under Modiji we have a majestic DM like Rajnath ji who uses his magical two fingers and the powerful ninda technique to make enemies shiver.

11. He promoted people from all walks of life like hardly working MPs Gambhir, Deol, Malini and many more.

12. He gave Indian economy new wings by appointing an egonomist like nirmala Sitharaman as FM.

13. He gave us a brilliant reelway minister like Vaishnav ji who introduced the amazing vande Bharat and turned rest of the trains into बंदे भरत!

14. Big beautiful roads by Nitin Gadkari for ppl left homeless due to Buldozer law.

15. Promoting doctors and scientists like Brijbhushaan and Ramdev.

16. Appointing CMS with rubber stamping authority.

17. He relieved most journalists from the hard work of reporting in tough conditions and made them enjoy AC room journalism with no burden and double income.

18. He relieved youngsters from burden of 9 to 5 jobs.

19. He made people of Manipur self reliant by not interfering in their internal matter.

20. Small business owners never got rest in their life and time for their families but 18/7 hard work by Modiji gave them the necessary rest and time to stay at home with their families.

21. Making senior citizens, widows, specially abled people feel less dependent by closing many subsidies and pension schemes.

22. He arranged for free education through world's largest university called WA university.

23. He provided army training to farmers, wrestlers and students for free.

24. Under him people came to know about the lejhaands like sorry worker and gaandse.

25. He constantly honoured PMs prior to him by bringing them in every discussion.

26. He should be praised for innovations like gutter se gas, badal se benephit, aaloo se sona(yups it was originally his idea) and new words like lovde bhojyam and many more.

27. He strengthened our armed forces through monster strokes like Agniveer and Ra fail.

28. He improved the low and ordeal situation through goo governance.

29. He ended VIP culture by reducing it to himself only.

30. He halved the work burden of constitutional agencies like ED, EC, CBI.

31. He taught people the value of democrazy in his own unique ways and how hard it will be to live without it.

32. He enabled twomen empowerment.

33. He taught our seleabrities to concentrate on their own work and not to distrub the gobarmint.

34. He finished corruption, dynasty politics from opposition parties.

35. He helped in reduction in expenses of PMO and parliament by not wasting his time there.

36. His love for animals is for everyone to see especially godis and Namibian tigers.

37. He promoted the pious virtue of donation through #ElectrolBondscam and #pmcares.

38. His love isn't restricted to Indian citizens only. He helped NRIs through continuous devaluation of Indian rupee.

39.His hysterical speeches and monkey baat helped many in having a sound sleep.

40. Start of many Public wealthwhere scams.

41. Freedom to wealth creators like Chowksi,Malya, N Modi, L Modi etc.

42.End of black money through demonetization and the humble guy doesn't even brags about such a successful decision in rallies and asks for votes in it's name.

43. His condemnable man handling during covid crisis.

44.A chee din followed by A mrit kaal.

PS - Pradon moye unglish, moye teacher iz honet guy
@MrSinha_

Plz share it as much as possible so that it reaches the remaining voters and they vote to the right person.

लमो लमो 🙏

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Apr 11, 2024 16 tweets 6 min read
I am running a general store and I sell atleast a 1000 items of daily use and consumption including patanjali products till last month.NDA especially their second term is a disaster for whole sellers like me, small shop keepers who purchase goods from people like me and especially for the ultimate consumer due to uncontrollable inflation and other disasterous economic policies of this mindless government.

1. My purchasing cost has almost doubled for e.g when I opened this store MRP on 4 pc set of 125 gm each Godrej no. 1 soap was around 70 rs but now it is 125 but my margin has reduced because I can't increase my margin as per cost due to cut throat competition and already burdened consumers. Similar is the case with other 999 items, I gave this example because it was a branded soap in reasonable cost so those who can't afford costly soaps were using it but now it has gone beyond their reach as well and people are forced to use cheap quality local soaps which are harmful but affordable.Greedy thieves have opened many such factories and many greedy shop keepers are selling these items as well.

2. Continuing the above example. The company has launched soap sets in two weight categories now. 4 pcs of 125 gm each and 5 pcs of 100 gm each. As a whole seller I had to order both but I was surprised to see that the sale of 5 pc set went up exponentially and the 4 pc set stock was not moving at all. To clear my confusion I asked one of my customers that why small shop keepers are purchasing it though the rate and weight is exactly same. He replied "We sell these soaps loose not in set and one pc rate in retail is 30 rs so why we should buy the 4 pc set and lose 30 rs per set. Another example of how final consumer is suffering due to inflation and shop keepers are resorting to immoral ways of earning.

3. Third way of looting the ultimate consumer by big brands is what @Paul_Koshy sir has explained with the Parle G example. This same rate less weight thing applies from 1 rs shampoo pouches to 20 rs daily consumption items.

4. It has become almost impossible to keep track of fluctuating prices and schemes on weekly basis for shop keepers like me because before this government, price of consumer items will change once in months and that too of not all items but 10- 15 items but now every item above 20 rs has a new MRP weekly, fortnightly or Max monthly basis. I remember I used to keep a rate diary for my late father whenever I couldn't be present at the store due to some reason, but now after his demise when I tried to keep a price diary for help of my wife who is supporting me after my father but that only resulted in lose and confusion as she will sell the things according to the diary in my absence without knowing the purchase and minimum retail price. As a result she will constantly call me to confirm prices and my purpose of absence like illness,bank work etc is disturbed.

5. More than the government and big companies I blame the sold out media for this situation. 20 years ago Vajpayee was questioned about rising prices and even lost elections and all his good feel and India shinning jumlas didn't work.Even in UPAs 10 years media and even celebs will question the government on these issues. Governments were forced to stay controlled because they feared the voters which are mostly middle,lower middle and lower class but now due to 24/7 brainwashing and fear mongering bhakts have stopped questioning the government on core issues and media is helping the government immensely in this systematic brainwashing. It's upto the sane people now to save themselves and India because andhbhakts nahi manenge.

Plz Retweet max and share in your WA groups.

I think these real life ground level examples by me, Paul Sir and others can help you a lot in campaigning @RahulGandhi @kharge @RuchiraC @SupriyaShrinate

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#NoVoteToModi For all the moti level idiots who are wondering that how can a shopkeeper has a blue tick

Mar 22, 2024 21 tweets 4 min read
56 facts which proves his cowardice.

1. No PC/unscripted interviews.
2.Never talks about Chinese intrusion.
3.Ran away from family responsibilities
4.Can't accept his lack of education.
5.Lacks the confidence to speak without teleprompter.
6.Never answers anything in parliament. 7.Kept children behind fences while meeting them.
8.Follows and promotes abusive, hate mongering trolls who work as distractors from discussion on core issues on SM
9.Paralysed 90 percent of the media through monetary power.
10.Hides behind mistakes of past PMs and governments.
Mar 18, 2024 6 tweets 1 min read
Some unwritten rules in #Newindia

1. Everything BJP does is a masterstroke and everything opposition does is a self goal.

2. NRIs shouldn't interfere in India's internal matters unless they are praising Modi.

3. Whoever joins BJP no longer remains a dynast, Anti Hindu, corrupt 4. You are an Urban Naxal,Halala ki paidaish,Abdul if you talk about social harmony and don't see every unfortunate incident with a communal lence.

5. Those who r fighting for justice through protests,hunger strikes etc r an anti nationals planted by opposition to defame Modi.