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Noor
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Producer 🎥 ➝ ESL teacher in 🇯🇵 ➝ now Entrepreneur💡| Floating through life trying not to be a piece of shit. Come. Laugh with me. Insta: Noortygirl
Apr 28, 2018 • 37 tweets • 9 min read
Thread. My mum is absolutely mad. This conversation just happened over the phone. I’m in my room upstairs, and she’s downstairs. She called and whispered “can you keep a secret”

Me: Um... sure?

Mum: I need you to come with me to go get a parrot.

Me: What??? Mum, not again.

Mum: please just come, if you don’t, I’ll go alone

Me: YOU CAN’T HAVE A SECRET PARROT IN THE HOUSE