Floating through life trying not to be a piece of shit- Insta: Noortygirl | Coffee Insta: brwdacoffee
Apr 28, 2018 • 37 tweets • 9 min read
Thread. My mum is absolutely mad. This conversation just happened over the phone. I’m in my room upstairs, and she’s downstairs.
She called and whispered “can you keep a secret”
Me: Um... sure?
Mum: I need you to come with me to go get a parrot.
Me: What??? Mum, not again.
Mum: please just come, if you don’t, I’ll go alone