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Apr 4, 2019 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
A plumber leans over a burst pipe, desperately trying to stop the flow, while David Davis, Jacob Rees-Mogg & Mark Francois stand behind bellowing about how it's necessary to rip the whole thing off the wall to fix it.
The water rises to chest height as David Davis insists he isn't getting wet.