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Eziokwu
@Iameziokwu
Husband || Father
Jan 22, 2020 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
An Igbo woman and an Hausa lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from Abuja to Lagos. The lawyer asked if she would like to play a fun game.

The woman, tired, just wanted to take a nap, politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks.

A THREAD The lawyer persists and explains that the game is way more interesting and a lot of fun. He explained, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me N5,000, vise versa.”

Again, she declined and tried to get some sleep.
Nov 16, 2019 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
So I made one of two calls to enquire about what caused this #FUTA beating. Turns out it was because of iPhone and gbeborun

Fat girl and friends: sleeps around with boys to get iPhone

Beaten girl: spreads rumour that babes sleep around for iPhone

Bad Guy: was promised..... ...sex to beat school daughter for spreading the rumour.

FUTA authority: shey y'all don't have sense right, come and face panel tomorrow by 9am.