WEEKEND COURT

Family Division Cause 41/2023
Before Justice Keturah Katunguka

THE ISSUE—Whether to bury Justice Stella Arach-Amoko (RIP) in Nebbi or Adjumani?

#TeamNebbi—Adv Richard Adubango, Roger Mugabi, @PiusBusobozi & @SOkecho

#TeamAdjumani— @AFMpangaUG & @OrtusAdvocates We are supposed to be starting in a few minutes, after a brief break granted to #TeamNebbi to complete an overnight filing assignment that happens to have spilled over.

‘A Tale of Two Submersibles’

It was the best of times,
It was the worst of times.

It was the age of wisdom,
It was the age of foolishness.

It was the epoch of belief,
It was the epoch of incredulity.

It was the season of Light,
It was the season of Darkness.

Do #UOT EXHIBITIONS really make a difference?🧵

The annoyance of petty bourgeois Ugandans regarding #KampalaPotholeExhibition & #UgandaHealthExhibition, as curated by our brilliant social justice warriors @SpireJim & @GodwinTOKO, has amused me more than it should probably have. At @mylegalbrain, we did more than put on an exhibit around Kampala’s gargantuan potholes & open sewers 3 years ago.

We SUED @KCCAUG & @GovUganda for this blatant violation of duty that has caused widespread devastation, including death and disability to hapless urban dwellers.

https://twitter.com/isaacssemakadde/status/1263393004179664897

SIBLINGS shouldn’t let their tiffs & biffs spill over into the family business, if they’re lucky to have one.

Let me thread 🧵 you the tragic story of the Hanspal family that lost a fortune while fighting over the contract to construct @nssfug HQ, Workers’ House.
📸 @mudo_eve The Hanspals used to be mega rich some forty years ago.

They had made their name, mostly in Dictator Daniel Arap Moi’s Kenya🇰🇪 , by delivering high-end construction assignments on time, for East Africa’s political & corporate elites of the day.

UPDATE: “TO CATCH A LIAR” in the dramatic saga of “HOW TO GET AWAY WITH CORRUPTION”@ODPPUGANDA

Jane Frances #Akokolan #Abodo is a LIAR and CHARLATAN who spent the week lying about her sweetheart deal with the #corrupt Basajjabalaba brothers.

How did we catch her in the act?🧵 In this thread, #LegalRebel #Atanaaba will take you on a deep dive into the “CERTIFIED RECORD OF PROCEEDINGS” in the Basajjabalaba #corruption case, to expose the most embarrassing lie told by #FakeDPP #Akokolan #Abodo this week—as reported by both @newvisionwire & @DailyMonitor.

CORRUPTION COUNTRY: BASAJJABALABA SAGA IN A NUTSHELL 🧵

Let’s start at the very beginning, with a preface by Capo di tutti capi—“HE”@KagutaMuseveni—in consultation with his consigliere @MoJCA_UG AG Peter Nyombi (RIP).

Mark the date of Capo’s letter: 6 OCTOBER 2011—it’s crucial. After receiving in FY2010/11 a windfall of sh142b in a dubious compensation scheme arising from @GovUganda’s repossession of 4 markets & Constitution Square (which had been illegally tendered to the Basajjabalabas in the early 2000s), @URAuganda demanded at least sh20b in taxes.

In Defense of @dr_oledo and the Kneeling Doctors at Kololo:

These are dark times not only for @TheUMAofficial but all professional associations.

Resentment towards “elites” and “intellectuals” among the peacocks of our Opposition has fueled the rise of doctors like Oledo. The propaganda of the Opposition has elbowed “elites” and “intellectuals” way back into the mainstream of the @NRMOnline dimwit regime.

HURRAH! @SilverKayondo IS HERE AT LAST!

The novice-at-law, who we criticized nearly two years ago—

https://twitter.com/isaacssemakadde/status/1368555630483619840?s=46&t=4fim8yI_bc3m3P0Anosxdg

—for whitewashing the inglorious record of his former mentor, has finally found his way into the ‘League of Legends’.

Last week, he won his first major case. Bob “Icarus” Kasango (RIP) wanted to find a way to make atonement for his sins.

Condemned to a 16-year sentence in Luzira prison for stealing pensioners’ money—with pleas for bail pending appeal rejected—Kasango turned to altruism, filing a high-impact case for criminal justice.

This weekend our resident polymath @YusufSerunkuma goes for the jugular. He argues that—

1. OLD COLONIALISM was easily seen by everyone, and “resistance was a natural involuntary response”...NEW COLONIALISM appears “innocent, benign & mutually agreed.”🧵 roape.net/2022/12/02/sur… 2. “This is the best we could get,” the African half-educated elite concludes. “What can we do?” the corrupt comprador asks in resignation.

Entire populations, often knowingly or unknowingly, are turned into accomplices in their own exploitation.

BOBI WINE’S CONUNDRUM: Whether the SMACK, of 60 y.o. Bro Deodati Aganyira is sufficiently ‘The School’ for his first son Solomon Kampala?

In 1998, the post of HM SMACK opened up after a curious resignation.

Bro Aganyira was passed over for a much younger Bro Edward Bukenya, 32.

https://twitter.com/IsaacSsemakadde/status/1505631316011847685

Bro Bukenya (pictured), despite a faulty start, went on to score 15 years of phenomenal achievements, making so many envious.

Suddenly, @Educ_SportsUg invoked a dubious policy of arbitrarily transferring long-stay HMs.

Jan 2014: Enter Bro John Ssenkabirwa, from Caltec Academy!

There’s dangerous delusion among some elites that Uganda is a REPUBLIC, with a people’s gov’t that pretends to adhere to the rule of law & democratic standards. Yet, in truth, it is a POSTCOLONY, where an imposed regime uses rule by law & tyrannical rules to govern the ‘natives’. The word REPUBLIC comes from Latin ‘res publica’, which literally means ‘public thing’, ‘public matter’, or ‘public affair’ & was used to refer to the state as a whole.

In a REPUBLIC, the country is considered a ‘public matter’, not the private concern/property of the rulers.

1/ “MAJ. GEN. PAUL LOKECH, I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU”

In a scathing tell-it-all obituary, Hon @odongaotto has once again proved his PATRIOTISM by unmasking his fellow tribesman as a COWARDLY TYRANT & SCAMMER basically. THEN SUDDENLY FORGIVEN HIM.

THREAD: An abridged version for #OUT 2/ “Friends, #UOT, Countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury #Lokech, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with #Lokech.”

— An adaptation of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar (spoken by @odongaotto)

This thread by a nostalgic, young & impressionable lawyer @SilverKayondo is a prime example of how not to whitewash the dead, and a good starting point to probe the phenomenon of a "successful, renowned & respectable lawyer" in post-colonial countries like Uganda. A counterthread

https://twitter.com/SilverKayondo/status/1365910855712391175

I am sure that many Ugandans, including @SilverKayondo, have never heard of the JOHARI Window — a pyschological model (see frame) that can help us gain much-needed clarity on our ever-changing world and the shadowy, shifty "winners" like Bob Kasango who are lionised by elites.

This judgment depicts the lukewarm attitude of @JudiciaryUG in combating corruption.

No explanation why Kiryabwire JA, a former commercial judge, didn't comment on constitutionality of the deal between HB bankers and BoU.

Order 7 kiwani.

@UgandanLawyer @KahimaSilas @SNamahe

https://twitter.com/IsaacSsemakadde/status/1242390739075686401

No explanation why Musoke JA, having implicated HB bankers @TropicalBankLtd @OrientBankUG @ubabank & @bankofbaroda in an unconstitutional loan deal, she failed to reverse the deal, demand a refund of taxpayers' money, and impose sanctions against the banks.

#ButterFingers