1/9 The tradition continues- a Merry Christmas message from your favs. First up Andrew Cuomo 2/9 New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy wishes you a Merry Christmas

(1/8) If you've seen any (or a lot) of my work the last 7 months this is a thank you from me (and my dog) and a thread for "what I'm doing after Trump" - I really hope you will click through this thread if you are a real fan of mine & good comedy (2/8)
My new site - links to all my social media, youtube channels, blog, bio, store page and (2) weekly podcasts, both of which have new episodes today - go listen to both before returns come in!

God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week! For folks enjoying and sharing this - thanks very much. Be sure to follow & subscribe to the podcast I do as Trump (@TrumpPod) and check out my YT channel (/JLCauvin) where I have lots of sketch videos as Trump (and many others).

I was told today that there are not 63 million racist people in America because Trump support is more nuanced. Enjoy this thread 63 million is the number of votes he got in 2016. I'll give a pass to genuinely "economically anxious," true conservative Christians and greedy wealthy people as not racist...