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May U Live 2 See The Dawn.
Mar 15, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
It is actually so fucking over it never even started. There was nothing to ever come back to.
Mar 14, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
Marvels ww2 comics: ok so there’s this guy called captain America, and a robot called the human torch burned Hitler to death

DCs ww2 Comics: Hitler (who had access to biblical relics) was murdered by the Unknown Soldier (like the mummy with a gun) who staged his suicide and then after stopping the nazis plan to create vampires he accidentally died at the border
Nov 14, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Reading some golden age marvel collections The best or worst part depending on your pov is this story is a banger
Nov 14, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
It’s so over for my people Black guy works his ass off dying of cancer while DiSSney make him go to comic cons and do the Wakanda salute and then they cruise to an easy 2 billion of his death
Oct 18, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Having a soy wife is probably a divine ecstasy Dropping her off to go play an edgeless version of DND and then she gives you disgusting sloppy because you got her a Kylo Ren funko pop. Getting day drunk at a ren faire using her card. Convincing her to bring her less soy best friend over because its “like a crossover”. Heaven
Sep 26, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
I don't think a buggy game is bad forever but man I do not get the cyberpunk reappraissal, the bugs were just part of the problem, the combat sucked, the hacking felt uninspired, they took the freedom of a tabletop game and made a bland linear game out of it I get wanting to say a game you enjoyed is a secret masterpiece but its just an ugly, rough feeling game, the tabletop rpg wasn't winning any awards for beauty but it had a unique aesthetic that didn't feel like borderlands pop grunge
Aug 18, 2022 31 tweets 9 min read
Fuck it doing these, awful businessman but the goat. His cheesy dialogue is a pleb filter Coasted for almost 30 years off one 6/10 book. His thing with black kids a lil weird ngl
Aug 10, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
Damn I can’t remember what I was doing at all Tree sentinel duo bussin in me raw and in my ass and mouth rn
Aug 7, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Like or hate Tarantino it’s pretty fairly clear that sometime in the late 2000s he had a complete reversal on his opinions re: Polanski and the other creeps he was tangentially associated with There’s a great reading of Death Proof as a commentary on Weinstein floating around here if you can find it
Mar 1, 2022 10 tweets 8 min read
Fuck it im bored Image Jack Kirby, Howard Chaykin, Go Nagai, Neal Adams ImageImageImageImage
Nov 8, 2021 18 tweets 3 min read
Can’t decide what of the free thinker Travis takes is more idiotic and entry level: Posting Belsinki paintings as evidence of a satanic coverup, claiming that the entertainment industry is satanic in its abuse of children, or bringing up the Malleus Maleficarum unironically Starting off with the first claim, zdzisław beksiński was a polish painter well known for surrealist demonic imagery. There’s a few of his numerous paintings that evoke hellish imagery of mass death, something that can be easily paralleled in the images coming out of Astroworld
Nov 6, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
Not wanting to rain on anyone’s Anna Faris Stan parade but does anyone remember that lawsuit that alleged she and Chris Pratt were throwing eyes wide shut parties where Disney execs were doing Epstein shit boundingintocomics.com/2020/01/06/ric… this is the only article that has a readable amount of link rot and removed content
Nov 4, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
NO FUCK *narrowly escapes the clutches of the techno technos*

uhh that happened!
Oct 29, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
TFW no 1970s spider man period piece with Anya Taylor Joy as Gwen Stacy I saw the last night in soho trailer and like cmon the look is literally identical
Apr 25, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
Apparently Kiwifarms found out SDL is the scion of the family that owns a fortune 500 company that up until 2016 manufactured Cluster Bombs for the US Military I am howling. He also went to exclusively private schools
Apr 24, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
I quite literally don’t understand this mindset. I know vaush is a reformist and not an actual revolutionary which is cucked but even if you only believe that police should be abolished dont fucking do this. They are your enemy, they want to end your life. You do not have to Validate their points. Even if in your head they are right, if you are presumably ideologically opposed to the organization of police you do not have to acknowledge their points. That is called losing. I do not want to to argue with my enemies I want to see them destroyed