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Dec 13, 2025 5 tweets 1 min read
Book tour paid well already.

Before anything else, she fixed her lips with botox.

Grieving widow behavior ?
Nov 27, 2025 6 tweets 2 min read
Even the vending machines aren’t safe from the Israelis in the West Bank.

Why do they constantly behave like this ? It was promised to them 3000 years ago.

From the Pepsi to the Sea.
Sep 21, 2025 7 tweets 2 min read
Jewish Journalist: “What’s your dream?”

Israeli soldier in a wheelchair: “To mount a machine gun, enter Gaza, and kill everyone.

Journalist laughs: “Hope you can, good luck.” This is insane.
Olympic-level victimhood.

Aug 17, 2025 12 tweets 3 min read
For thirty years, the West has preached democracy, law, and morality — while practicing double standards, double morals, two laws, two weights.

A small tread 🪡🧵 Image In 1990, the U.S. and NATO promised Gorbachev that the Alliance would not expand one inch beyond Germany. Instead, NATO doubled: from 16 to 32 members, dragging in the historical enemies of Russia — Poland, the Baltics, Finland — and announcing that Ukraine and Georgia would follow.

Imagine if Russia had placed nuclear missiles in Mexico or Canada after promising Washington not to.