i deleted my earlier tweets because apparently i fully had the wrong take away from toothache guy and i didn't want to be endorsing him when i realized what he was *actually* saying.

but i'm gonna repeat some of what i said earlier for the price of his guns, ammo, and tactical gear, the shooter could have gotten the toothache fixed

he decided that spending that money on a massacre was a better investment

this is the case OFTEN with white people who feel maligned or inconvenienced.

want a cinammon roll? got that last hamburger bun nobody's gonna use?

okay, here's what you're gonna do you're gonna butter both sides of both the top and bottom of the bun. and i mean, really, really butter. don't think about it. just go. okay, then you're gonna put cinnamon and sugar on all those sides, too, and then you're gonna put them together like, you know. a burger.

i am in no way trying to make light of this situation but i feel this need to point out that musk's ego is such that he would whip out his dick and then BRING UP HORSES.

https://twitter.com/mattdrange/status/1527415022439108614

it's like... that's enough to tell me he absolutely did it. that's enough to make me go, okay, this really is a guy who truly has the confidence to sexually harass someone because he knows he can get away with it.

at what point did "queerbaiting" come to mean "it's a hate crime if my ship isn't made canon?" there are some true, true cases of queerbaiting. looking at you, SPN, with the nonstop "tee hee, well maaaaaaaybe" over a fucking decade.

but "i perceive these characters to be queer because they are my comfort characters" isn't something the creators are doing TO you.

so a few months ago i talked shit about john and w.k. kellogg on here and people lost their marbles but like, if the whole "being into eugenics and creating diet culture" wasn't bad enough to convince you, w.k. kellogg had a PASSION for boosting the canada goose population. i live eight miles from the kellogg bird sanctuary, created by w.k. kellogg to support and increase the population of canada geese

birdsanctuary.kbs.msu.edu/2021/08/11/the…

oh man this invisible pilot documentary is tiger king weird i let this joint in my hand burn down like incense i'm so pissed but fascinated Why is this a movie with these people in it? Why are these people not in jail?

jfc these assholes are using the "try yoga" now? that's the line you give me when you find out i'm disabled, not when you find out i'm not a fucking ghoul who won't discuss a kid's privates with you.

ps. your son's life long illness is having you as a parent.

https://twitter.com/Posi61/status/1513562278217588743

i'm block and reporting but i'm exhausted by this person. transphobia wears down enbies, too. if you're cis and want to take a run at this jackass, feel the fuck free.

My grandfather read my first book, a hyper-violent vampire urban fantasy with multiple sex scenes, and then immediately accused Hollywood of ripping me off to make movies that came out like twenty years before my book. 🤣

https://twitter.com/maeedakhan/status/1512800805795115009

"I put this movie on in the kitchen while I was cracking walnuts and they had two vampire fellas on there. I think they mighta ripped you off."

"Okay but like...was one of the vampires Tom Cruise? Because if so, I think my intellectual property is safe."

i'm a disabled person and i have to tell you that one of the things that annoys me big time about the whole "they're doing trans surgery on the chiiiiiiilllllldreeeeeeeen" is this bizarre belief that surgery of ANY KIND is just so super easy to waltz into any hospital and get i always feel like the people spouting that line must live in some kid of medical paradise and have never actually needed any kind of live saving treatment for anything

"where were all your facebook posts when the united states invaded iraq???? hmmmm????"

probably on livejournal here take this pamphlet on the linear nature of time i'm so thankful to the bottom of my soul that facebook didn't exist when we invaded Iraq because i would have for sure been on the no-fly list

you may have noticed there are far more typos in my tweets these days. there is a good reason for this.

my phone screen is busted all to ass. i have this friend named handsome jack. i guess it's not really his name, it's just jack but i put handsome on there. and he's a really nice guy and he looks and sounds like a young alan rickman.

it is very difficult, on a soul-deep level, to see a BYU teacher get millions of dollars to self-publish when so many lgbtqa+ authors and authors of color struggling to afford editing and covers for their self-pub projects. especially when that author is already massively successful on a trad pub level, when not many marginalized authors can even get someone to read their proposals.

GASP I LEFT MY DIRTY LAUNDRY ON THE FLOOR AND IS SUMMONED THE RARELY SPOTTED IN THE LIVING ROOM GEORGE He never comes in here because he's a million years old and he only likes thee cat room. Which used to be our dining room. But then we were like, you know, this bro has cat aids we should just let him have the room we can eat standing up in the kitchen

Joe vs. Carole let's go. I was sitting through the first scene thinking oh my God Kate McKinnon isn't making any effort to sound like or have the mannerisms of Carole Baskin.

And then I realized that they just have the same damn accent and mannerisms. Wtf.

the entire diet industry is based on eugenics yes even your diet yes even if it says it's not a diet if you want to eat certain foods because they make you feel a good, great. but your "bad" and "good" foods and your "clean eating" and "cheat days" all that terminology and morality is based entirely on eugenics and that's IT.

I might be too autistic for wordle to challenge me, tbh. I'm not being flippant, I'm just really good at the process of elimination. It's what, 5x5, I think? That's 25 squares, 26 letters in the English alphabet. Two completely wrong guesses removes about a third of the alphabet from the running.

i'm going to tweet a thread about the disturbing, everyday reality of living in barry county, michigan, under sheriff dar leaf but i want to give some background for people who've never heard of him dar leaf has been the sheriff in barry county for way too long

he believes he's a "constitutional sheriff," that is, one of the highest law enforcement agents in the united states

oh i'm getting a spore print off an ink cap just fucking try to stop me lol it's gonna be such a gross mess

So, I had this whole bridge burning post all written up, with a bunch of horrible shit I know within the romance genre. I was gonna put it on the blog. But then I was like...

I've got too much good stuff going on to throw those bad vibes in this week! Like, this always happens. I always have something really cool coming up and then something else will happen and I'll allow that to bury my awesome stuff!

i am going to hell because i'm smoking weed and eating fruity pebbles while watching a live stream of pascha services like, i'm not a christian anymore. i know the plan was that i'd be raised both roman catholic and orthodox and choose when i grew up and i chose neither but i still watch pascha services because it's always been such a huge part of my life

I'm torn between doing a thread on the stuff on my mind and not doing it because my hands hurt. But if I don't thread about it, I'm gonna be pissed when I can't remember it later. So. Here we go.

Let's talk about how autism helps people spot manipulation. One of the things I feel ABA robbed me of for a long time was the ability to tell when someone really was "bad" or "mean" or if they were "good" and I was just overreacting.