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Jul 6, 2023 16 tweets 4 min read
Minor invades an disabled NSFW Artist's space
Makes false allegations said Artist
Artist deactivates due to mass harassment
Artist gets doxxed, revealed survived cancer and was making cope art
Minor gets MASSIVE backlash/DT
Minor tweets that 'it wasn't call out' feels bad 👇🏿 NO ONE deserves harassment. No one.

The minor ABSOLUTELY knew what they were doing, they're savvy enough to know making such a toxic tweet would result in. 95% of the time, they RARELY get any flack based on them being kids, which they use as a get 'out of trouble' pass.
Jan 18, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I cannot stress this shit enough. What Antis have is a 'Bully bond' its not a friendship.

This is why I keep stressing for folks in Anti circles to get out, you're not in a friendship. Eventually they WILL turn on you. It's the reason why many of us are vocal about y'all never joining zines helmed by Antis. Like EVER.

One day you all like a current blorbo ship then the next you like a thing that the majority doesn't like and you're the 'predator'.
Jan 18, 2023 10 tweets 3 min read
Antis: Stop sharing your gross shit publicly.

Artist: k *makes private R18 accts, paywalls, etc*

Antis: I'm lie about my age to sneak into your accts and expose the potentially triggering content to my underage followers for clout because that's what this is all about. Place warnings on your acct- Antis will harass you

Make a private acct or discords- Antis will harass you

Post your art publicly- Antis will harass you

Hence there's no reason to play the game because the result is always the same. It is designed for you to always lose.
Jan 17, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Good.

Maybe this will push Disney/Pixar to actually fucking TRY to make good animated movies again. Frozen can only carry them for so damn long.

There's talented folks over there, they just need the freedom to create again. Pixar has solely relied on their standard tricks of 'emotional gut punch moments' for like...10yrs now. Both studios have coasted on their reps, the movies aren't bad they're just not great. We need to admit that.

Tell me you'll remember Raya and Onward in 5 years?
Jan 17, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
My local library currently, lemme call them in the morning real quick and let em know about the filthy filth sin filth they have on their shelves or available on hand.

Boy howdy they're going to be in for a real big shock! ImageImageImageImage No library has 'child porn' on their shelves, they have books and some MAY have contain objectionable content both non fictional or fictional.

AO3 is an archive of transformative works. Some you absolutely do not want to consume.

You can literally walk/scroll pass said media.
Jan 16, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
I watched 2 episodes of Velma and must be a name for when original story is pitched and studios put they can't sell it as is so they just put an famous IP mask over it and shits it out.

Because this isn't a new trend, its just more obvs to us now that's what's happening. Like its a weird mixed of authorized fanfiction. Between whatever Lightyear was attempting to be, Blood Origin's uh existence and now Velma's awful concept. It's really disheartening to watch popular or beloved IPs get gutted for someone to slide their 'totally better' story in.
Dec 25, 2022 10 tweets 2 min read
Noncon and incest is like widdle baby's goo goo ga ga first 'extreme' fic kink, like its what you explored before you were ready to dabble in the real fucked debauchery shit. You develop your taste profile. It's fine and normal. I promise you exploration is NORMAL. Throughout known human history we've just done some EXTREMELY HORRENDOUS THINGS TO EACH OTHER. We STILL do, the human mind is fucking complex. We needed methods to try to make some sense out of tragedies both big and small, to regain control.

That is why fiction is important.
Dec 24, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
I understand the need to see positive Queer rep, its a comfort, its nice and welcoming. Especially now when there's so much anger and hatred towards Queer people.

However disregarding or purposefully devaluing any Queer media that doesn't reflect this doesn't solve anything. It's also completely unrealistic to how life is and insulting to people who have lived a challenging existence or still are.

Queer people deserve to be represented, we deserve to depict LIFE, good, bad AND ugly because life is good, bad and ugly. That's why its beautiful.
Dec 23, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
Correct.

ACC is a movie I deeply love but my GOD is it terrible.

In ref to Cloud being OOC (which he is mildly imo), the reasoning w Cloud leaving to find a cure and dealing with survivour trauma its the reason why Tifa's "Our memory or us?" scene gets a pass from me. Because Cloud was actively not communicating with his friends and his partner, that action played heavily on Denzel who had already dealt with the grief of losing his parents and sickness. With Cloud being relatively mentally stunted w/PTSD he was practically a teen dad.
Dec 22, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
This is correct. It doesn't mean CCR is bad, it was always a great game with a really godawful gameplay but now that's fixed but its the same game.

FF7R's flawed brilliance is that its a new and familiar experience. Currently NO ONE knows what Rebirth is going to contain, even with all the interviews, Ultimanias etc, even if you're a FF7 uber fan and know the plot. We don't know *anything* going into Rebirth, its virtually a brand new game even with familiar beats and that's exciting.
Nov 16, 2022 10 tweets 8 min read
@cementsoup @Nezumi_Youjo @adybpt I'm going to be careful addressing you as you are a minor and I do not interact with minors.

You are incorrect on virtually everything.

You have no right to dictate how anyone consumes art or creates, period. You are not owed anyone's life exp, that is not your business. 1/ @cementsoup @Nezumi_Youjo @adybpt Do not conflate fiction lines on a screen as 'CP' or 'CSEM' it is not, there are no actual children involved with the production of the work. You are comparing actual real world harm and trauma to bug eyed anime blobs. The 'lolis' will not thank you for protecting them 2/
Nov 15, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
I'mma be real, I just kinda laugh at them because they seem like the kinda adults that find water too spicy.

Again, could not be me. So many folks have been bamboozled into thinking finding any enjoyment of anything that's not found in the Salvation Army bible class means the world thinks they're degens.

Meanwhile some yt dude wrote a 5 book medieval fantasy series full of rape, incest and child murder.
Nov 15, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Strangely? YES it is the same and for the same reasons.

Cloud-External (Planetary) Hero
Zack-Internal (Cloud) Hero

Without Zack, there's no 'Cloud' as we know it and without Cloud there's no FF7 as a whole. Zack is LITERALLY the foundations of FF7, he's that important. His heroism and just overall a good guy is why we love him so much. He's the 'ideal' hero.

But FF7 is also about the unpredictability of life, being a good guy doesn't guarantee a 'happy ending'.
Nov 15, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
The idea that Aerith is the 'virtuous and selfless' heroine who sacrifices her life to save the world and everyone mourns her. Whereas Tifa is the 'fanservice and clingy' character that gets Cloud by virtue of her not dying.

That's been the 'narrative' used by idiots for 25yrs. Both takes are misogynist as FUCK towards the characters and the importance of their roles in the story. And in fairness the kernels of both Aerith and Tifa may have been initially rooted in 'maiden' and 'trophy crush' but throughout the story you can see their development.
Nov 12, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
We're seeing readers demanding fic writers to create at the same quality and frequency as published writers when in reality this is just a 50k sex pollen crossover fic written by a 25yo insomniac eating bagel bites at 2am listening to lo fi hip hop. The sense of entitlement from certain readers towards fic writers but now this attitude has started to become widespread due to the increasing popularity of fanfic and audience need to 'fix' stories/characterization etc.

And that's never been what fanfics were about.
Nov 10, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Like I think they just looked at the roses, sword fights and lesbians and just...stopped there.

There's so many topics and explorations on sexuality and bucking against societal/gender norms that IS 'romanticized' because its a deconstruction of Shoujo and a WARPED FAIRY TALE. Maybe I need to rewatch the show but goddamn. SA in Utena isn't framed in a super 'brutal' way but its there and its 'beautiful' but its utterly fucked. Everyone in the series have been a victim of some abuse but its shown in the lens of something 'romantic'. It fucks with you.
Oct 31, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Alot of y'all in fandom operate on this weird 'I'm the main character' syndrome and people are just suppose to know your sad ninja backstory and thus are suppose to curate how WE fandom for YOUR comfort and convivence and that's asinine af.

Read the tags. Folks write about whatever, whomever and that's fine, sometimes with tropes you don't like or themes that might trigger you. Read the tags.

But it not about *you*, no writer AIMS to 'hurt' you specifically. I'm 99% sure they're not thinking about you when they're writing.
Oct 31, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
We did the work getting the tags for fics relatively normalized over decades and then y'all come in and fuck them up.

Dead Dove Do not Eat is basically "You ABSOLUTELY consented to reading this fic, this is the warning, this is what's in it, your forfeit your right to bitch." DDDE doesn't automatically mean "Problematic/Fucked" it's just usually in conjunction with Explicit fics as the ultimate CLEAREST LABEL POSSIBLE- "It is what it is."

The way I know many of y'all would NOT survive the pre-tagged pre-warning Fanfic days of the 90s.
Oct 17, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
It's long been a disturbing problem that has just increased in the wake of Soc Med.

They kinda are aware its a garbage thing to say but I legit think many of them are afraid of getting older. Which considering how shit the world is, valid.

They're very married to the idea of 'If my parents were doing this _____. Its so cringe." and again, this isn't unique, just about every teen/young person has suffered from the embarrassment of older folks.

But nowadays its morphed to something irrational, like legit FEAR of adults in their fan spaces.
Oct 17, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
If you're cringing about 30-40yr women writing fanfics and participating in fandom but don't have a issue with 30-40yr men YTer making detailed lore fan theory videos then save yourself the trouble and just say you hate women in general. Just be honest ffs. "They should be taking care of their kids or go to work." Okay but there's male creators whom celebrate becoming fathers or having careers? Yet its ALWAYS against older women. Why?

Not to mention not everyone has, wants or can have kids or can't work for various reasons.
Oct 16, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Probably the most important sticker set I made in my life. MILF stickers.

💗Ara Ara💗 Which one is your fave?