An Englishman, Scotsman and a Welshman were out for a walk one day,

The Scotsman's foot kicked something half buried in the ground, bending down he pulled the object out of the mud.

To their surprise it turned out to be a brass oil lamp with some strange writing on the side... As the Scotsman started to rub the dirt off it there was a blinding flash and a Genie appeared in a cloud of green smoke,

In a booming voice the Genie said,

"Whosoever frees me from my prison I shall grant him three wishes..."

This is a Hungarian poem about Wales, All Hungarian children are taught it in school...

A Walesi Bárdok / The Welsh Bards

Edward the king, the English king,
Bestride his tawny steed,
"For I will see if Wales," said he,
"Accepts my rule indeed. "Are stream and mountain fair to see?
Are meadow grasses good?
Do corn-lands bear a crop more rare
Since wash'd with rebel's blood?

"And are the wretched people there,
Whose insolence I broke
As happy as the oxen are
Beneath the driver's yoke?